Gold Medal Award for Excellence

Speaking for myself only.

For no reason in particular, brother site and lefty moonbat blog John Cole’s Balloon Juice has been awarded the Gold Medal Award for Excellence.  Why is this significant?  Well, Balloon Juice used to be a conservative blog and has since taken an insane turn to the left.  But regardless of whether you agree or disagree with his anti-American rants, John Cole continues to be the same angry blogger he’s always been.  And Balloon Juice continues to be a very entertaining site.  There’s no denying that.

For that reason, and that reason alone, John Cole’s Balloon Juice won, unanimously, the Gold Medal for Excellence award.  Congratulations, John.  Keep up the entertaining and unhinged posts.  It’s what free speech is all about: the right to be utterly and assuredly wrong in a loud, proud voice.  And B4B is obviously a non-partisan site.  We simply know excellence when we see it.  And we’ve seen it over at John Cole’s Ballon Juice.

I encourage all of our readers, especially those who hate America and everything she stands for to visit John Cole’s Balloon Juice.  It’s really out of this world.

– Psycheout After Dark

The Very Best: A B4B Retrospective (Part I: The Beginning)

Blogs 4 Brownback, arguably one of the most important conservative news sources on the Internet, turned one year old in February. That day has come and gone and so has that year. A number of changes have taken place since that historic day, but one thing remains the same: B4B continues to be a beacon of conservatism, shining a great beam of purifying light that tears through the liberal lies of the Main Stream Media. They have ignored us, attacked us, ridiculed us, feared us and loathed us but have been unable to stop B4B. Why? Because we deliver the truth. And the truth will always out.

B4B was born way back on Feb 23, 2007. Sisyphus started the ball rolling in the right direction. Remember Welcome? The Internet changed forever on that day. But the world wasn’t aware of it yet. That was yet to come.

Never one to shy away from the truth, Sisyphus was there on day one, March 1st, greeting Johnny McCain’s candidacy with the respect it deserved. “Prepare the Rotten Tomatoes,” he cried. And you can bet he did just that.

A week later, a little known author known as Psycheout appeared, focusing like a laser beam on Sam Brownback’s exciting candidacy and launching the popular Brownback on YouTube series. My how things have changed. Both Sisyphus and Psycheout have since become household names, known the world over for their pursuit of truth, justice and the American Way. But getting to the top would be a bumpy road for them both, and would take a terrible toll on the hardworking B4B staff along the way.

Over the days and weeks that followed, B4B continued to bring the important news to its ravenous readers, and Sisyphus began to stretch out his wings, demonstrating his unquestionable command of science issues. Who can forget Is There Anything Less Scientific Than Science? I know I can’t! The seed had been planted.

Sam Brownback Day came and went. Moonbat leftists burned American flags, again. Then they pooped on them! And Sisyphus dared to ask, Why Do Liberals Hate America? With a mirror thrust in their faces liberals recoiled in horror and ran for the hills like the vampires they are. And this would not be the first time that Sisyphus would face down evil. He would do it time and again. Even his wife feared for his safety. But he kept on. G-d had big plans for him.

Nearly three months into B4B’s relentless journalism and just days after the death of Jerry Falwell, Sisyphus dropped the bomb that woke up America and the world. The curtain was pulled back and things would never be the same. “Heliocentrism Is an Atheist Doctrine” would soon be a rallying cry for conservative Christians on college campuses across the country. The scientific community was rocked by the post and did its best to contain the impact. It was the topic of discussion around water coolers and across the Internet. That discussion continues to this day.

And yet B4B was just getting started.

Soon the Mainstream Media would take notice. Ignoring B4B wasn’t working. Soon they would go on the attack. The Denver Post, Raw Story and even MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann himself would blast B4B with everything they had. The clash was inevitable. Nothing could stop it now.

Welcome to The Very Best: A B4B Retrospective.

This concludes Part I: The Beginning.

– Psycheout & The B4B Research Staff

So, Huckabee’s Out. Now What?

In a sad moment for American political history, Mike Huckabee has bowed out.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee bowed to “the inevitable” and dropped out of the Republican presidential race Tuesday night after an improbable run for a politician little known beyond his home state a year ago.

Huckabee announced he was giving up his bid for the White House after John McCain swept Tuesday’s contests in Texas, Ohio, Vermont and Rhode Island, giving the Arizona senator the delegates needed to claim the party’s nomination in September.

“It’s been a heckuva run,” he said.

Huckabee urged his supporters to back McCain in November and said he has no “Plan B” for his political career.

The last true Republican has left the race. The GOP nominee will now be a RINO who opposes free speech and embraces bigoted Catholic-bashers. The RINOs have won the Party, and I strongly urge all Christians to leave the building.

In a way, this is a positive development. Huckabee was the last obstacle to the Brownback write-in campaign. My faith is too strong to allow me to believe that God hates America this much. As far as I can tell, He wants to test our resolve and our piety. We have a clear choice this November: vote for a Satanist Communist Islamist (be it Billary or Hussein Osama), vote for a Socialist RINO with Know-Nothing 19th-century Nativist leanings (McCain), or write-in a candidate. That candidate will be Brownback, and his victory will shake this hypocritical Babylon to its foundations. God has not yet forsaken His faithful. That is a promise, America. That is a promise.

Go, and pray for what comes. We face a challenging time of darkness before the light shall again shine down upon us.

Vote for America! Vote for Brownback!

Open Political Thread

If Huckabee fails to achieve the nomination, is it because God hates America and wants to punish us, or is it merely that He wants our write-in campaign for President Brownback to continue as planned? Discuss.

I, for one, am ardently praying it’s the latter. It chills my bones to think it’s the former. If Hillary Clinton wins the Presidency, decent Americans may find themselves forced to emigrate to Iraq. It’s the most free country besides us that I can think of, right now. And God help us all if that sinister harlot gains the powers of Fascist tranny.

Snopes for Dummies

I don’t know why some of you responded negatively to Sisyphus’ post on camel crabs or spiders or whatever. Oh, yes I do. You’re libtards. Rather than believe your lying eyes, you prefer to believe your twisted clutching grasp on irreality. You are part of the irreality based community after all. You hate America and love the terrorists. Doesn’t that make you all fools? Yes, it does. There’s no denying it, is there?

I suppose you don’t believe that camel jockeys exist. Well they do. Look to the right above and you’ll see one. Osama lovers will weep when they discover that ragheads exist. Osama is one. I know you far left wackjobs love the guy for attacking America, which is something you happily do every day in your own small way. But there you go. Look to your right and you will find your favorite raghead. I bet you wish you could marry the guy. Too bad for most of you that gay marriage is not allowed in the Middle East. Otherwise you’d live in wedded bliss to the demon who blew up the twin towers.

And towel head. I suppose there’s no such word in the liberal lexicon. Well, too bad for you reality deniers. Towel heads do exist. What is the definition of a towel head? Some person who wears a towel on his head. Look to the right. What’s that you see on the fellow’s head? A picnic basket? A bowler hat? No! A towel. Thus, “towel head.” Is that so difficult for you losers to understand? Probably.

I find it amazing that DemocRATs are so unable to grasp basic logic. But I guess they can’t help themselves. It’s who they are.

– Psycheout

Cross-Posting Announcement

I have decided to begin cross-posting my posts at both Blogs 4 Brownback and Blogs 4 Huckabee. This way, I can show my support for Huckabee on a website dedicated to his nomination and election, while giving Blogs 4 Brownback readers their traditional fix of the Divinely-revealed Truth which God has chosen to show me. Both candidates will benefit from my analysis and experience, and the liberals will find themselves outflanked, outgunned, outmanned, and confounded, as they are hounded by my onslaughts at every turn.

Show your support for God, America! Vote Huckabee! Huckabee will keep America Christian, and see to it that Brownback is our next President!

Apologies on the Lack of Posting…

I’ve been doing my part to help Huckabee win in New Hampshire.  Hopefully, in a few days I’ll have more time for posting.  Gotta run now, vote Huckabee!

-Sisyphus

 PS Stick a fork in Romney and Giuliani.  Those two are well done.  They’re finished.

Special Announcement

I had a mind-shattering epiphany last night, a nightmare vision that I have to share with you all. I find that I can no longer, in good conscience, support Senator Brownback directly in his campaign for the Presidency. Instead, I feel compelled to endorse Michael Huckabee, the candidate who will “tack” Brownback into office.

Last night, I was praying in the closet (as usual). I prayed to the Lord for a Brownback victory, and that President Brownback be given the power to smite the enemies of God. Suddenly, it seemed to me that a yawning abyss opened before me. Within, I saw a nightmare city I can’t describe, and don’t want to.

Unutterable dark emanations of unspeakable horrors that cannot be named, cannot be grasped by the rational minds of Children of God loomed before me. These witch-lights showed a scene of utmost depravity, of inconceivable blasphemy. Women and children cavorted with dogs, goats, donkeys, and men of all tribes, religions, and deviancies. Drug dealers ran open-air forums, even injecting passing policemen with their sinful wares with complete impunity. Churches were draped in gasoline-soaked American flags, then set afire. Terrorists roamed the streets in jeeps, shooting anyone who wore a crucifix or made the Sign of the Cross. The Democrat Party had a special torture center for Americans who dared to vote their conscience, which they let Al Qaeda run for them.

It was horrible. As I stared down into this unimaginable den of iniquity and abomination, I felt my mind beginning to cross over the threshold into madness. Then an angel came to save me. A sudden fluttering of light, the abundance of feathers, and lovely morningsongs from Heaven pulled me back from the brink. I looked up, and found myself staring into the face of the harbinger of Ultimate Beauty.

“Sisyphus, I am a messenger from God,” he said. “This horrifying thing you see before you is the city of San Francisco, in the year 2011, should the Democrats win the election. What is worse, the leftards will use the thought-control technology they’ve been quietly perfecting for the last 50 years to beam this filth from the sin-centers of San Francisco and Manhattan directly into the minds of young people from Iowa, Kansas, and the other wholesome parts of the country. God has sent me to tell you that this cannot be allowed to happen. He has offered the crown to Senator Brownback, but like Saul before him, Brownback has proven unworthy of it. Therefore, as He did with David, God has anointed Huckabee to be His chosen king on Earth. You, His faithful servant, must obey His edicts.”

Then the angel disappeared, the Hellish vista vanished, and I found myself screaming and crying in my closet.

I feel I cannot, in good conscience, show a stiff neck to Heaven. I must alter my endorsement, switching it to Governor Huckabee. My hope is that this move will cause Brownback to relent, to reenter the race and allow God to grant him victory. God may yet be clement. God is merciful, and we must all pray that Brownback will cease to anger Him. I also harbor a secret hope that President Huckabee will appoint Brownback his Vice President in a move to allay Catholics, then find himself forced to step down while in office. God may yet secure the Presidency for Brownback in such a fashion.

Those are my secret hopes. But one cannot go against the Will of God. Therefore, I am changing my endorsement to Michael Huckabee. A good man, who will make a great President. And if Brownback can’t take over, maybe God can at least see to it that Huckabee converts to Catholicism himself before 2016. One can always pray for the best for one’s friends and allies.

Merry Christmas!

Hello, folks! I’ll be travelling most of today. We’re going to visit my parents. I probably won’t post anything for a few days now.

I just wanted to take the opportunity to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Everyone I know, pretty much, celebrates Christmas. You don’t even have to be Christian to celebrate Christmas. Most of the atheists and Jews I’ve met celebrate it, too. If you don’t celebrate Christmas, that means you’re a Communist or an Islamist. Or worse.

But the important thing is that God was born tomorrow, 2,007 years ago. Stop for a moment and ponder that. God, in the form of the Son, walked the Earth alongside our ancestors. God died for their sins, and ours. God rose from the dead, transcending death and enabling us to do likewise. The entire miracle of Christianity started tomorrow, in a small manger on the outskirts of Bethlehem, 2,007 years ago. A miracle we fight to uphold the sanctity of to this very day, protecting our freedom to worship God in peace even at the cost of our own lives. A miracle celebrated by all, even Godless heathen sinners who disguise their latent Christianity by calling it Ramadan or Kwanzaaa or Festivus or whatever other blasphemous terminology they invented in their basement to justify their petty evils.

Merry Christmas, Americans and moonbats alike. God bless America, and let us all praise Jesus.

Blogs 4 Huckabee

Don’t ever say that we don’t give you folks anything. Here’s an early Christmas present for you: a new site dedicated to tracking and celebrating the Huckaboom currently underway.

After spending nearly a year with the incredibly talented bloggers Sisyphus, Psycheout, Larissa B., Randall Smithson and the rest of the B4B Team, I’ve decided the time was right to strike out on my own. Special thanks go to Sisyphus and Psycheout for the technical help in getting things set up. The new blog looks awesome!

Mike Huckabee is going places. He’s always been my second pick after the honorable Senator Sam Brownback, one of the nicest and smartest people on the planet. I’ve met him, and we had a great laugh when I told him my name. Ha ha ha!

Although I do understand the fine Senator’s reasoning for endorsing his good friend and colleague, Senator John McCain, the Senator from Arizona has to be my third choice behind Huck. As a Baptist preacher and a serious-minded man with a theology degree (enabling him to understand the menace of Islam and how to win the War on Terror), my man Mike puts God in the proper perspective: He comes first. And that’s the way it ought to be.

I will continue to help out as always here at B4B. This has been a second home to me, and it has always been an honor and a privilege to take part here at one of the greatest blogs on the planet. Yet with Giuliani all but out of the race (thank the Lord) and Romney beginning to buckle, it’s time to get behind the man who is best qualified to be our President out of those who are running. That man, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is Mike Huckabee.

I like Mike. And you will too, if you don’t already.

I hope to see you over at Blogs 4 Huckabee. A new team is being assembled for a new covenant. I know Psycheout is already doing some fantastic ground-breaking blogging of his own over at Blogs 4 Conservatives, and Sisyphus is continuing to knock ‘em dead here with his incredible, inciteful commentary and his special expertise in all things science-y.

I hope they and you will also feel at home over at B4H. I hope their talents and your surfdom as blog readers will find a home away from home there as well.

Please consider making Blogs 4 Huckabee a daily ritual, along with the original B4, Blogs 4 Brownback. And for objective reportage, you simply can’t beat Blogs 4 Conservatives, can you?

Why take a chance? Bookmark them all!

Without a doubt, this is the golden age of blogging. I hope you, our loyal readers, will stick with us through this renaissance within cyberspace.

Sincerely,

Sam Brown
B4B Admin

Bill O’Reilly Shines; Think Progress Whines

Apparently Bill O’Reilly has been reading Blogs 4 Brownback.  He certainly seems blessed with the same wisdom and ability to discern the truth:

On Fox News yesterday, Bill O’Reilly let loose on “far-left websites” like DailyKos, stating, “If you read these far-left websites, you’re a devil worshipper. You are.”

Bill O also added:

“Satan is running the DailyKos. Yes, he is!”

Bill O’Reilly certainly is a wise man and sage commentator.

Why are demons so attracted to far left blogs and unhinged smear sites?  Discuss.

– Psycheout

Daily Kos Top Ten

Right Wing News has their annual top ten list of worst quotes to appear on the front page of Daily Kos, an often frothing, raging, unhinged website of unrestrained and unrepentant moonbattery. And believe me, the amount of scum and villainy in these quotes will leave you wondering if there’s any hope at all for the liberal wing of the Democrat party. The answer, obviously and regrettably, is no.

I’ll just pick one at random, from a Cenk Uygur, an enraged young Turk who obviously disrespects and hates Jesus Christ.

So, is the argument that Jesus didn’t have a [male private part]*?”

And that’s not in the comments, but on the front page. (There’s a fair share of vile commentary in our very own comment threads, coming entirely from angry liberals and pretend independents, so judging comment threads wouldn’t be fair.) There’s enough vomit inducing hatred and drooling insanity in this year’s vile top ten that you will most certainly need to take a hot, soapy shower after you’re done reading. And vomiting.

Liberalism is clearly a mental disorder.

Update: * Censored at the insistence of our easily offended moonbat peanut gallery.

– Psycheout

Fake Blogs

There has been an annoying proliferation of fake blogs lately. Fortunately Sam Brown and the rest of the B4B Team do a great job of moderating the comments, so you never see links to these fake blogs. You may not even know that they exist. As a side note, we get more than 500 spam comments per day here. (59,166 spam comments vs 16,383 legitimate comments to date.) Keeping up with them is a tiresome and disheartening task. Anyone who works on a blog knows exactly what I’m talking about.

Spam comments normally either say something short and stupid or long and stupid, having nothing to do with the topic and link back to their own websites hawking discount pharmaceuticals (viagra, cialis, phentermine, methamphetamine, etc.). Spam comments often contain dozens if not hundreds of links, usually to porn sites. These are annoying enough, but fairly innocuous and easy for the spam filter to catch. I have been documenting some of the stupider spam to hit our filter for quite some time.

Fake blogs are a different beast altogether. Fake blogs tend to be of the news aggregator type. Basically they grab a bunch of text from someone else’s blog post and try to get a trackback from their target. We delete these trackbacks immediately. Why? First of all, it pollutes the comment sections. Second of all they attempt to drive traffic to their own sites, again hawking pharmaceuticals, porn, phoney insurance, etc. Linking to these fake blogs would also boost their site ranking. This I will not do.

One of the main problems with these fake blogs is that they obfuscate search engine results. The content that we produce here appears on dozens of fake blogs trying to get traffic based on our material. That is their purpose, after all. They want to get you to their site, so they can serve you advertising and try to fool you into buying their worthless crap.

Search tools like Technorati and Google Blog Search need to make the attempt to or do a better job of filtering these fake blogs from their search results. To see the kind of fake blogs I’m talking about, take a look at blog reactions you’ll find on Technorati or Google Blog Search. Blogs with names like “auto insurance quote,” “ephedra,” “order codeine,” “b1g p3n1s” and the like are these fake blogs I’m taking about. “University Update” is another fake blog that’s been around for many months and has been consistently leeching off our valuable and thought provoking content.

Typically these automated posts begin with “_ wrote an interesting post today on _. Here’s an excerpt: …” or “Wow! While surfing the net today I found a great post written by The Queen of England. Here is an outline: …” (Note: They almost always get the author’s name wrong.) And they not only link to and steal the content of our posts, but they routinely link to individual comments, even the stupid ones. Example: “Wow! Spacebrother wrote a really interesting post today. Here is an excerpt…” There’s several things wrong with that, least of all that Spacehippie has never written anything of interest in his entire life.

I know this post about Internet pollution is rather technical in nature, but to make it simple: those who run fake blogs and blog spambots deserve to be shot dead. Any questions?

And don’t answer with “I couldn’t understand some parts of this article, but it sounds interesting.” TIA.

Update: More general information about this annoying subject can be found under these topics: blog scraping, scraper site, comment spam, spamdexing. Even more generally, the word “scumbag” applies quite nicely.

Update 2: Profile of a turd. Most of you have heard of Blogger. Signing up is free and once you do, you can set up and run a blog of your own. Enter newbie, TTSAY. I say newbie because this person just set up a blogger account this month. This user already has set up at least 61 free blogs (more may not be listed), all named “buy meridia.” Yet TTSAY has never written a post himself. Instead TTSAY has stolen content from other blogs, including this one.

This is not the purpose of free blogs and this is not the intent behind fair use. TTSAY is a douchebag and a leech. Blog providers should really crack down on this disgusting conduct before people are drowning in this cesspool of useless duplicated content and abandon blogs altogether.

– Psycheout

Dumbing It Down

The quality of the writing skills of our commenters, especially the liberal and perverted critics who come here to rant, utilizing incomprehensible spelling and atrocious grammar, is dragging our blog down. At right is what we consider to be the median (average Joe) in the vast pool (or toilet bowl) of our dissenting commenters.

To put it kindly, they’re dribbling morons. Just read a few of their incomprehensible and horribly misspelled rants and try to find the coherent thought. It’s harder than solving a trick puzzle in an advanced copy of Where’s Waldo in which the striped-shirted, hat-wearing fellow is completely absent. One simply cannot find it.

When I read some of the comments from those who rail against us, I just shake my head. Do these people stand upright? Do they have opposable thumbs? Do their brains somehow detach and wander off on their own? Are their remaining brains stored in jars? I don’t know how Sam (our moderator) can deal with you folk. Honestly. You guys belong in a zoo. Do you sleep on straw and roll around in your own filth? Do you stand on four legs or two? Seriously.

We would appreciate very much if commenters would at least familiarize themselves with basic middle school (junior high) vocabulary and grammatical skills. It’s not asking that much, is it? If you were born in a barn, have no teeth, never read an entire book (esp The King James Bible), can’t think of anything to write but leftist talking points, please don’t bother.

Adult Babies/Diaper Lovers: Alternate Lifestyle or Mental Illness? [UPDATED]

There’s an interesting discussion going on over at The Christian View – British Baptists. It’s for adults only, so you kids might want to skip this post. Adult babies who refer to their “alternate lifestyle” as ABDL are actively trying to recruit children into their sickness in order to justify what they do. So don’t go there. I mean it. Really. I’m serious. So scoot. This is adult stuff.