Faithmouse Friday

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Follow Faithmouse’s example and pray continuously. You’ll be glad you did. So will He.

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday (Saturday Edition)

Dan Lacey paints a frightening picture.

When your choices are a crazed woman, a black man (both socialists to the core) and a “straight talking” muppet (who should probably be in a strait jacket), what do you do? The Brownback write-in option looks better and better, doesn’t it?

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday (Saturday Edition)

After a brief hiatus, Faithmouse Friday (Saturday Edition) returns, to the relief of B4B readers across the country and around the world.

In today’s edition, Dan Lacey goes meta, poking fun at himself, his fans, his critics, spousal relationships and Internet culture in one fell swoop.

Dan’s nickname must be “The Dragon” because he must have fists of fury to hit all those targets at once in a game of death without a Chinese connection.

Dan probably wonders, “they call me Bruce?”

Have a good weekend, B4B’ers! And be sure to fill your church’s offering plate on Sunday morning. The homosexual agenda isn’t going to just defeat itself you know.

– Psycheout

Michelle Malkin Sings

Michelle Malkin, the firecracker of the web, and The Ventilators grace us with a song:

While I don’t always agree with her, most of the time she is spot on.  And the little lady sure can sing!

And she can cheer.

Honestly, what can’t she do?

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday

This edition of Faithmouse Friday revisits St. Valentine’s Day.

At least banks take holidays, but on a day that Americans celebrate romantic love, life and death go on at the abortuaries. The daily death toll from legalized abortion makes the St. Valentine’s Day massacre look like a picnic.

Pray for the murdered children. Be their voice since their cries have been snuffed out by indifference and sin. America has blood on her hands that won’t wash out until we decide to celebrate, rather than destroy, innocent life.

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday

Faithmouse’s latest character is Pepe McCain.

How about a double shot?

Dan Lacey is a brilliant political cartoonist, as his latest work continues to prove. Well done, Dan!

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday

Today’s edition of Faithmouse Friday is submitted without comment.

What more needs to be said?

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday

In today’s edition of Faithmouse Friday, we turn back the clock a bit, back to Martin Luther King , Jr.’s birthday. You know who MLK was, right? He’s the guy that Mitt Romney saw his dad marching with even though he didn’t, isn’t he? Mittens was there! This is perhaps the best Faithmouse in quite some time. Dan Lacey never ceases to amaze.

Thanks for all the great email praising Faithmouse Friday. I started it on a whim and the response has been nothing short of a torrent.

Here’s one letter:

I used to really enjoy Day by Day. I thought it was the pinnacle of the comic art. But Faithmouse finds the summit beyond. Dan Lacey is a genius!

Harriet Meyer

And another:

Faithmouse is bigger than God.

John Harrison

And yet another:

Most comics are garbage. I’ve torn several perverse “manga” (Jap-porn) in half in front of my son’s face. But now that he’s found Faithmouse, thanks to Blog 4 Brownback, his tears have dried. Now he weeps tears of joy! His favorites are Nevorborn and Taint, although he can’t get enough of Faithmouse herself.

Thanks guys! You’ve saved our family!

(name withheld by request)

Don’t worry, folks. Faithmouse Friday is here to stay. But keep those great emails coming!

– Psycheout

B4B Rap

I’m sadly afraid that we’re not reaching some of you young folk. So thanks to nobody for the inspiration, here’s the B4B rap. Let me know if you’d like it on a t-shirt.

B4B is the place to be
If you’re a dirty lovin’ hippie
you’d be huggin’ a tree.

You left wing losers should just take a hike
instead of voting Hil’ry you should vote for Mike.

Sisyphus is the great grandmaster
Turnin’ you libs into arbalaster.

Sam Brown’s jiggy like yesterday’s lunch
you use a bad word and he gives you a crunch.

Why don’t you libtards just darn grow up?
The comments you leave make us all throw up.

Maybe if you learned how to use your brain
you wouldn’t be stomped hard by Marty McPain.

BJ Tabor can rock the house
People try to diss him but he’s got ya’ nowse.

Elephant Bones, got nuttin to say.
Ask all his friends, they’ll tell you he’s gay.

Arn really likes them jazz cigarettes
But when he writes comments it’s like tourettes.

Lyssie B.’s ev’ryone’s favorite girl.
Give her a rock, she’ll say it’s a pearl.

Spacebrother is a Ron Paul freak,
Meet him in life and you’ll find him a geek.

Big Bob Corker can debate like a man
When he’s done, and you’re beat, empty out your brain pan.

Relee is our favorite dude.
He’s really got one mean lovin’ attitude.

Faithmouse is a superior strip,
And I’m not sayin’ that ’cause Dan sent us a tip!

Break it down!

(breakbeat drum solo)

Whir it up!

Psycheout’s here right on the mike,
He’s got nothin’ to hate, ev’rything to like.

B4B rap time is done
If you don’t like it, I’m sorry, son.

Yo. Work it out.

Are we hip now? Is this thing on?

– Grandmaster Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday

Neverborn is blogging 4 life. Shouldn’t you?

Note: B4B has been Blogs 4 Life for nearly a year now. Given the choice between life and death, which do you choose? Choose life.

Don’t be a schmuckabee.

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday

The War on Christianity continues and Faithmouse is there.

At least Rosa Parks was only told to sit in back of the bus. Today Christians are tossed off the bus just for reading the Bible! Our Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves.

Background:

A passenger on a Fort Worth bus says the T. Bus Service discriminated against her religion.

Christine Lutz says she was reading her Bible to her children when the bus driver asked her to stop or get off the bus.

Unbelievable.

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday (Saturday Edition)

This edition of Faithmouse Friday is another serious one. The butchers of Beijing and the laff-olympics.

I’m very sorry that this edition of Faithmouse Friday did not appear on Friday. However I was attending an all-day prayer retreat. I hope you all had a good Friday as well.

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday

Today’s Faithmouse contains a simple, subtle message. Let’s see if you can catch it.

Thanks for the emails of support. Faithmouse Friday is here to stay.

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday

Merry Christmas from Faithmouse.

…and from all of us here at B4B.

Bonus: Santa Christ awaits.

– Psycheout

Faithmouse Friday

Faithmouse observes the chuch shootings from last week in this touching cartoon:

Nicely done, Dan!

– Psycheout