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November 7, 2012

Two Term Kenyan; No More Mittens

Filed under: Barack Obama,Mitt Romney,Mormonism,Nutjobs,Voting — Psycheout @ 10:47 am
No Moar Mittens

Hit the road, Jack

Given the choice between the Islamofascist Muslim birth certificate forger-in-chief from Kenya, Barrack Hussein Osama bin Muslim and the Moroni worshiping magical underpants fetishist, flip-flopping plutocrat and grinning imbecile Mittens ‘Bane’ Romney, real Americans were left with little choice but to pray for the baby Jesus to fast track the Rapture and purify our shining city on the hill in the cleansing fire of Armageddon.

As it turns out our Lord hath a sardonic sense of humor and, all in all, America got off rather easy this time.  The election of 2012 would have turned out rather differently had God’s Own Party had anointed His chosen candidate, future President and True Christian Sam Brownback instead of empty suit and false Mormon prophet, Mitt the Deceiver.  But it could have been so much worse.

If, like the three little kittens we will have seen the last of our Mittens, providing four more years of entitlements, rent, food stamps, crack, bling and a warm crib for our New Black Panther pResident Barry O  to kick it old school aight, doesn’t seem so bad.

At least it keeps him off the streets and out of the slammer for now.   Four years is a long time in politics.  There’s plenty of time to begin impeachment proceedings before B. Hussein’s term is up.

Ha ha, defeatocrats!

Austerity, Anyone?

Karl Rove, Ralph Reed, Charles and David Koch, Ted Olson, Dick Cheney, Jeb Bush and other patriots know that the work doesn’t end on election day, it’s only just begun.

Enjoy your hollow victory Defeatocrats, Socialists, Anarchists, Slackers, Eurocrats, Trade Unionists and the rest of you Obot parasites.  Austerity is just around the corner, can you feel the chill in the air?  As you ride your magical unity pony over the fiscal cliff and “yes I can” becomes “aiiiiieeeeee!!!!” Red State Republicans will be laughing all the way to the bank.

Goodbye, Mittens, you lie-beral loser and good riddance.

Please don’t come back now y’hear?

16 Comments »

  1. An amen to that.

    Comment by Rorroh — November 7, 2012 @ 11:39 am | Reply

  2. >Anarchists
    lolwut? How is this a victory for anarchists?

    Comment by Stonecold — November 7, 2012 @ 3:14 pm | Reply

  3. hummmpf… I noticed you weren’t around to fight off the Kenyan KKommunist…

    I came twice a day… waiting for a new post… I had to push the keys up and down.. begging for a new post to come.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 11, 2012 @ 9:21 am | Reply

  4. Mitt Romney sucks!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 21, 2012 @ 5:59 am | Reply

  5. Give me this blog!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 21, 2012 @ 6:02 am | Reply

  6. Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 21, 2012 @ 6:04 am | Reply

  7. Submit ti Rick Astley!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 21, 2012 @ 6:05 am | Reply

  8. Submit to Rick Astley! Repigplican retards!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 21, 2012 @ 6:06 am | Reply

  9. We’re no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
    You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We’ve known each other for so long
    Your heart’s been aching, but
    You’re too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what’s been going on
    We know the game and we’re gonna play it

    And if you ask me how I’m feeling
    Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    (Oooooooh, Give you up)
    (Oooooooh, Give you UP)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)

    We’ve known each other for so long
    Your heart’s been aching, but
    You’re too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what’s been going on
    We know the game and we’re gonna play it

    I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 21, 2012 @ 6:09 am | Reply

  10. Can’t believe it the spider on this web has returned (I mean that this site is active again)

    Comment by D — February 1, 2013 @ 7:19 pm | Reply

  11. liberals, conservatives they’re the same rabid fans at the game simply rooting for different teams

    Comment by d — March 2, 2013 @ 6:05 pm | Reply

  12. I was very suspect of this Willard. Who knows where he came from? and why he holds such odd ideas? At least the Kenyan CLAIMS to be a Christain, even if he is tainted with Islam.

    This Mormon. This Mitt, wanted special consideration and wanted us to overlook his foul abomination. Well it didn’t happen.. nah nah.

    But of course we are a day closr to the rapure each day Obama is president.

    Comment by Marty McPain — March 5, 2013 @ 2:55 pm | Reply

    • Yea, Islam, he’s totally tainted by that. I guess you missed the fact that he has eaten the meat of pigs, smoked and drank. As John Stewart put it, if he is a Muslim he sucks at it.

      Comment by Wesley — December 28, 2013 @ 4:41 pm | Reply

      • Did I not say tainted? Obumma is such a failure at everything he tries of course he FAILED at following the few simple (yet idiotic) rules that control the lives of tne Musselmen. The only thing this Kenyan socialist dictator has succeded at is driving America into the dirt! but this will not stand!

        If only John McCain was allowed to go on TV and explain his plan to make America strong again. but NO! the communists that run our media refure to allow it.

        Comment by Marty McPain — February 4, 2014 @ 12:36 am

  13. Maybe Sam had the right idea: abandon the other 49 states, and try to save Kansas. It’s the best we can hope for, at this point; we currently have no major wars, there is no sign of taxing the welfare queens, Reddit assumes that you’re a godless cretin by default, the Apple hippies are completely ubiquitous, the old ladies at the nursing home have taken to playing “Candy Crush” (a game about painting male “weapons” the colors of the homosexual agenda and then destroying them, symbolizing FemiNazism perfectly), and scientists have apparently turned to staring at shoelaces in order to make up nonsensical theories.

    Help, LORD.

    Comment by Bob Corker — May 18, 2014 @ 7:34 pm | Reply


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