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April 22, 2008

Voices Inside Her Head, Echoes of Things We Should Dread

Filed under: Campaign 2008,Democratic Idiocy,Hillary Clinton — Psycheout @ 11:07 pm
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Even liberal publications like The New Republic can’t stand Hilldog.

Voices in Her Head

Meanwhile the irrelevant feminazis over at feministe get their pantsuits in a bunch over the hilarious TNR cover while ignoring that the cover story was written by…gasp…a woman!  Oh, the huMANity!  Jill gets all testy crying “I am woman, hear me roar!”

the misogynist crap she’s gotten throughout the election has made me a whole lot more sympathetic towards her.

Mis-o-gyn-ist?  What in the world is that?  Such a big word for a silly little girl to be using.  But instead of worrying about politics and not shaving your hairy legs you should be baking me a pie.

And it’s only one example of the nasty misogynistic attacks that have been directed at Clinton.

Please tell us more, as it’s getting late and we all need to get some quality sleep.  Better yet, you should check on that pie or it might burn and you’d have to bake another one.  So quit all that clucking and focus on the family.  You do have one, don’t you?

The only people crazier than Hitlery (and the feminazis) are the people who’d actually vote for the unhinged moonbattress in the general election.  Smart Republicans know this and that she cannot possibly win against McCain or even a fire hydrant.  That’s why they’re wisely crossing over and voting for the hellbeast in the primaries.

Even so, she’s not going to be the nominee, although it would be fun to watch the Democrat party implode were it to happen.  In a prolonged contest between the identical socialist party candidates, let’s root for injuries.

Is that pie ready yet, Jilly Jill?

– Psycheout

62 Comments »

  1. You guys really are getting desperate for pageviews now, aren’t you? It’s sad that you can’t put any effort into your trolling anymore. What a disappointment. Oh well. Can’t ask much from a newfag.

    Comment by Anonymous — April 22, 2008 @ 11:43 pm | Reply

  2. PROTIP: Submitting multiple [poopie] entries a week doesn’t make you a good satirical blogger. It just makes you pathetic.

    [Admin: What does that make you?]

    Comment by Anonymous — April 22, 2008 @ 11:50 pm | Reply

  3. “Mis-o-gyn-ist? What in the world is that?”
    It means she hates you and your face.

    “Such a big word for a silly little girl to be using. But instead of worrying about politics and not shaving your hairy legs you should be baking me a pie.”
    I’m surprised Taffy hasn’t issued any biting criticism of your woman-hatingness.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 23, 2008 @ 12:14 am | Reply

  4. There has been a dreadful lack of our dear Miss Taffy of late.
    Shame, I was going to consult her about summer wear.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 23, 2008 @ 12:38 am | Reply

  5. She’s off being a parody.

    Can’t wait to see this wordfiltered, lulz.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 23, 2008 @ 1:16 am | Reply

  6. “Misogynist” means someone who treats women with loathing and contempt. In other words, you.

    Also, why are you so concerned about women shaving their legs? According to your world view, women’s legs should not be exposed anyway, so shaving them is rather pointless. (By the way, I wear jeans and slacks almost year-round, and yes, this is the same excuse I use.)

    Also, pies are not a true test of good cooking skills. If she can’t make decent marinara sauce (note: Ragu and other sauces-in-a-jar are not what I consider decent), then she should just resort to Chinese takeout.

    Comment by L — April 23, 2008 @ 6:05 am | Reply

  7. L “Misogynist” means someone who treats women with loathing and contempt. In other words, you.

    Were do you get that? Psycheout, like any good Christian, wants to treat women with the kind of respect for women The Bible calls for.

    Anyway the subject is, is this picture misosgynist or not? Anti-Hilldog perhaps but I fail to see it attacking the her on her gender. Frankly it only says was we conservatives have been saying for years; Hillary is a frothing, bloodthirsty lunatic.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 23, 2008 @ 9:08 am | Reply

  8. “Were do you get that? Psycheout, like any good Christian, wants to treat women with the kind of respect for women The Bible calls for.”

    By this, you mean: Keep them locked up, beat them regularly and severely, rape their young daughters, make them strap their breasts down before allowing them in public and make slaves out of them in your homes.

    Comment by Arn — April 23, 2008 @ 9:33 am | Reply

  9. Arn, why do you hate The Bible? It is The Good Book after all.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 23, 2008 @ 2:42 pm | Reply

  10. If it’s truly a Good Book, you neocons have torn out everything good about it with your hatemongering and love of death.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 23, 2008 @ 2:45 pm | Reply

  11. [Admin: What does that make you?]

    God.
    [Admin: Oh oka- waaaaaaaait a minute.]

    Comment by Anonymous — April 23, 2008 @ 2:59 pm | Reply

  12. Also, http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ozsxxext0CE

    Comment by Anonymous — April 23, 2008 @ 2:59 pm | Reply

  13. hatemongering? hatemongering?

    where? I think Psyche is a very nice and kind man. Never have I heard him utter any hatefull words.

    You, Arse, Dio and all the rest of the losers, on the other hand, are dirty potty-mouth wierdos…who hate Jesus and hate America .. and hate themselves.

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 23, 2008 @ 3:34 pm | Reply

  14. Blow job Tabor, I don’t hate the Bible, I consider it a very good and very useful book with a lot of good teachings on life and morality. It’s perverted [meanies] like you that twist it and use it for your own sick purposes such as trying to justify abusing women and children and killing all of those that belong to another race, another religion, or are just different from you. You are part of less than one thousandth of one percent of the people who believe the bullcrap you peddle here. Get a clue, you are not right while 6.6 billion other people are wrong. In fact, I believe you can count ALL of the people who agree with you just by counting the members of this site (and your butt buddies at republican faith). So that makes it, what? About 6.6 billion to roughly a dozen.

    On the other hand, I do hate America, or rather, what America has become in the past 8 years while we have been lied to, run over and had our rights eliminated all in the name of Bush and his own little delusions of domination.

    Comment by Arn — April 23, 2008 @ 4:31 pm | Reply

  15. Thank you, Marty. You are 100% right.

    Comment by Psycheout — April 23, 2008 @ 4:37 pm | Reply

  16. “Thank you, Marty. You are 100% right.”

    So says the man who hasn’t been right a single time in his entire life.

    Comment by Arn — April 23, 2008 @ 4:42 pm | Reply

  17. Comment by Anonymous — April 23, 2008 @ 4:56 pm | Reply

  18. Am I Arse? It’s really hard to tell sometimes to whom he is referring.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 23, 2008 @ 10:33 pm | Reply

  19. You, Arse, Dio and all the rest of the losers, on the other hand, are dirty potty-mouth wierdos…who hate Jesus and hate America .. and hate themselves.

    …said the guy who beats and rapes his own daughter. And also spits on everything Jesus stood for.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 24, 2008 @ 12:42 am | Reply

  20. Actually, Armand, I think I’m Arse. I seem to recall Corker calling me that some time ago, and since Marty and BJ are Corker’s alter-egos I assume he was referring to me again.

    Comment by Arn — April 24, 2008 @ 6:20 am | Reply

  21. I once knew a bloke (in my rugby club) who could fit over 30 five pence pieces inside his foreskin.

    Comment by Pervy Gnome — April 24, 2008 @ 6:33 am | Reply

  22. And he actually does this? Now there’s a bloke who really needs to find himself a girl, he has way too much free time on his hands.

    Comment by Arn — April 24, 2008 @ 8:53 am | Reply

  23. Arn @ Actually, Armand, I think I’m Arse. I seem to recall Corker calling me that some time ago, and since Marty and BJ are Corker’s alter-egos I assume he was referring to me again.

    Yes Arn, I go out of my way to develop radically different witting styles along with a completely different set of grammar and spelling errors. The only problem was I chose “Bob” as the first name for both socks puppets. You saw threw my cunning ploy. [/sarcasm]

    Meanwhile, outside someone whose brain is suffering from an electrical fire like Arn, could one of you leftytards explain to me what is so misogynistic about that picture of the Hilldog? It certainly sounds like in moonbat land the definition of misogynist is opposing the Hilldog. So does this mean Barry Hussian Obama and his hippy scum followers are all wife beaters?

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 24, 2008 @ 9:19 am | Reply

  24. Brother BJ says: “Arn, why do you hate The Bible? It is The Good Book after all.” Great comeback, Brother! I bet that shuts him up! You are absolutely right, Brother BJ! The Good Book is THE WORD and we must obey; which, of course, brings me back to the idea of slaves. The Bible sanctions them (Lev. 25:44), so that means God does. Brother BJ, can I purchase you as my slave? Or Brother Corker? Or maybe even Brother Psyche-ut? Or better yet, do any of you have daughters on the market (Exodus 21:7)? Also can someone explain to me why God hates amputees? I read all these stories of God miraculously curing all sorts of ills but he never cures amputees. Should I feel sad for them that God hates them so much?

    And don’t forget Lev. 11:10— God Hates Crabs!

    Comment by GodisOne — April 24, 2008 @ 11:03 am | Reply

  25. I think Psyche is a very nice and kind man.
    by Marty MaKKK Vain

    PUFTER!

    Comment by MoxoM — April 24, 2008 @ 12:15 pm | Reply

  26. GodisOne,

    Slavery; it’s against secular law which we Christians are commanded to obey in Romans. If you were a TRUE Christian you would already know this. Like you would know Peter explained God eased up on the dietary restrictions against shellfish and pork.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 24, 2008 @ 12:25 pm | Reply

  27. “Slavery; it’s against secular law which we Christians are commanded to obey in Romans.”

    And yet the people of this site constantly talk about having slaves, making slaves of other races, using your own wives and daughters as slaves, and even talking back and forth about selling your daughters to each other as slaves.

    And you were commanded to do what in Romans?

    Comment by Arn — April 24, 2008 @ 12:30 pm | Reply

  28. “Like you would know Peter explained God eased up on the dietary restrictions against shellfish and pork.”

    And if God decided to ease up on some of his other rules, who would he tell?

    Comment by The One — April 24, 2008 @ 12:51 pm | Reply

  29. Terrific, Brother BJ! I learn something new every day at this site. Could you please tell me where in Romans does it say the laws of men supersede God’s Law? Thanks. Just out of curiosity, there always seem to be people working on Sunday. Now one of Ten Commandments say to keep it holy. Exodus 35:2 even states he/she should be put to death. Is this something that can be overlooked as well, and if it can, can the other Commandments be overlooked as well.

    And where does Peter explain the shellfish situation?

    Still waiting on someone to explain the amputee situation.

    Until God commands otherwise, God Hates Crabs!

    Comment by GodisOne — April 24, 2008 @ 2:22 pm | Reply

  30. Right, I keep forgetting that my persona on this site does not have the prestige of most other commenters. I think it’s either because I’m French or because I’m dead. Either way, Pervy that must’ve been a lark in the locker room.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 24, 2008 @ 6:54 pm | Reply

  31. “Also can someone explain to me why God hates amputees?…Should I feel sad for them?” GodisOne — April 24, 2008 @ 11:03 am

    come on..you know the answer to that one…if you were GOD would you want a perfect sacrifice or an imperfect sacrifice? Should your followers bring you diseased sheep and lame cows and burn them for you? Or would you, rightly, insist on a perfectly formed animal? Clearly, amputees are imperfect, deformed, and unsuitable to appear in Church or to worship God.

    So no, don’t feel sad for them. Rejoice in the high standards of our Lord!

    “I think it’s either because I’m French or because I’m dead.”

    It is because you are a sissy surrender monkey with a bad nicotine and alcohol addiction.

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 24, 2008 @ 7:34 pm | Reply

  32. Oh and since you asked

    Leviticus 21:16-23 “…Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken”

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 24, 2008 @ 7:36 pm | Reply

  33. “It is because you are a sissy surrender monkey with a bad nicotine and alcohol addiction.”
    He doesn’t smoke or drink. I can vouch for him.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 24, 2008 @ 7:42 pm | Reply

  34. What passage was it in which Jesus actually pitied a leper and cured him.Or what aqbout when he gave eyesight to the blind? Cured the crip? Obviously this Leviticus verse is another one of those that the new testament has countered.
    And no, alcohol tends to stain my robes, and tobacco is a foul import from the Americas.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 24, 2008 @ 7:50 pm | Reply

  35. Also, if you really want it laid straight, it is not misogynistic to call Hillary crazy. However, just as this blog tends to jump on things that have a vague connection with Christianity as a parody of those that actually do, there are people out there who will jump on anything of this ilk and call it misogynistic.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 24, 2008 @ 8:19 pm | Reply

  36. But Brother McPain, the Biblical quote you provide muddies the water more. I have often heard stories of the blind being cured, and the lame walking, or feet being healed, or hands being healed, so why not amputees? If fact, amputees aren’t even on the list you provide. Why does God not cure them?

    And what about people who are born that way? Surely God had a hand in their formation however impure. Is God so callous as to create someone then banish that person simply because God himself did such a poor job in the first place?

    Well, one thing is for sure: God Hates Crabs!

    Comment by GodisOne — April 24, 2008 @ 8:33 pm | Reply

  37. Godisone, don’t you know that’s what happens with homosexuals? He creates them so he has something to punish. (hurrah for being facetious)

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 24, 2008 @ 8:49 pm | Reply

  38. Armand @ Godisone, don’t you know that’s what happens with homosexuals? He creates them so he has something to punish. (hurrah for being facetious)

    Why is that facetious Armand? In Isaiah God brags about creating evil. “God is justice, so to be just God created evil to punish evil” is what my pastor told me. It’s pretty hard to argue anything else sin God is all knowing and all powerful.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 25, 2008 @ 9:53 am | Reply

  39. “It’s pretty hard to argue anything else sin God is all knowing and all powerful.”

    Aside from the fact that that sentence makes no sense whatsoever, if God is all powerful and you folks are in constant contact with him, then tell him for me that I would like to challenge him to a boxing match. If he is powerful enough to win then I will convert and join your team. However, if he doesn’t win (or, more likely, doesn’t even show up for the match) then, like everything else you say, you were wrong again.
    And if you are right about God creating evil to punish evil, then that makes him sound almost as dumb as you sound. He created something that didn’t yet exist in order to punish that very same thing, which didn’t yet exist. Kinda like inventing cigarettes to punish you for smoking cigarettes. Circular illogic doesn’t work any better than circular logic.

    Comment by Arn — April 25, 2008 @ 10:46 am | Reply

  40. So many many times I read of people who renew their faith through tribulation. God apparently “tests” us on occasion us to see whether we will hold strong to our beliefs. But most of the time God pretty much wimps out in this department. Oh you’ve heard those stories on the 700 Club: Joe owes a bunch of money but he prays a lot (and gives money to the 700 Club) and SHAZAM! God helps Joe out with a wad of cash. That really doesn’t sound like God’s style, at least in the true Biblical sense.

    So you True Believers, what I want to know is: What if God tested you in a real Old Testament sort of way, what would you do? What if, without warning, a presence appears to you, claims he is God, then says he wants to test your faith. And as he did with Abraham, He then tells you to take your child out and kill him/her as a sacrifice to Him.

    Would you do it?

    One thing is for sure: God Hates Crabs and Amputees!

    Comment by GodisOne — April 25, 2008 @ 11:04 am | Reply

  41. “What if, without warning, a presence appears to you, claims he is God, then says he wants to test your faith. And as he did with Abraham, He then tells you to take your child out and kill him/her as a sacrifice to Him.

    Would you do it?”

    GodisOne, did you forget who you are talking to, these folks relish in the idea of abusing, raping and killing women and children. Of course they would do it, then they would ask for permission to go kill a few others for good measure.

    Comment by Arn — April 25, 2008 @ 11:15 am | Reply

  42. “What if, without warning, a presence appears to you, claims he is God, then says he wants to test your faith. And as he did with Abraham, He then tells you to take your child out and kill him/her as a sacrifice to Him.”
    Psh. Most of the conservative posters would do it without God having to even ask.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 25, 2008 @ 11:20 am | Reply

  43. Is the title for this article based off that Stephen Lynch song?

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — April 25, 2008 @ 11:22 am | Reply

  44. “I would like to challenge him to a boxing match.”

    Arse-wipe

    Your arms are TOO SHORT to box with God you fool!

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 25, 2008 @ 11:55 am | Reply

  45. Is the title for this article based off that Stephen Lynch song?

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — April 25, 2008 @ 11:22 am

    sounds kinda like “I think I love you” by the partridge family to me.

    Comment by Arn — April 25, 2008 @ 2:16 pm | Reply

  46. No, I was being facetious.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 26, 2008 @ 12:04 am | Reply

  47. Your arms are TOO SHORT to box with God you fool!

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 25, 2008 @ 11:55

    Not if he comes close enough, which was my point anyway, he wont, because he is not there

    Comment by Arn — April 26, 2008 @ 6:55 am | Reply

  48. No I mean seriously, your arms are little stubs that stick out 3 inches from your sides….

    That is why you masturbate with your feet.

    YOU SICK preverted puppy raping pot-smoking retard!

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 26, 2008 @ 11:34 am | Reply

  49. “No I mean seriously, your arms are little stubs that stick out 3 inches from your sides….

    That is why you masturbate with your feet.

    YOU SICK preverted puppy raping pot-smoking retard!

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 26, 2008 @ 11:34″

    My what facinating and intelligent comebacks you have.

    Comment by Arn — April 26, 2008 @ 12:24 pm | Reply

  50. “your arms are little stubs that stick out 3 inches from your sides”

    Arn, I was unaware that you were a child of thalidomide.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 26, 2008 @ 3:16 pm | Reply

  51. Yeah, I was born with Phocomelia, but the upside was that even though my boned limbs devoloped abnormally short, it had the opposite effect on my non-boned limb.

    Comment by Arn — April 26, 2008 @ 3:30 pm | Reply

  52. “but the upside was that even though my boned limbs devoloped abnormally short, it had the opposite effect on my non-boned limb.”
    Congratulations

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 26, 2008 @ 3:45 pm | Reply

  53. Hi everyone, long time no see, lol.
    No, I didn’t miss you or anything like that, so don’t get a big head, sissyfuss, it’s just that Arn was laughing at someone (McPain in the ass) so I had to check in and see what was going on here, now I know why he asked me about the side effects of thalidomide. I can’t confirm his remarks on the sHort arms, but that other thing…

    OH YEAH!!!!!!!! :-d

    Comment by FadedRose — April 26, 2008 @ 4:22 pm | Reply

  54. I did that wrong :-D there it is

    Comment by FadedRose — April 26, 2008 @ 4:23 pm | Reply

  55. “No, I didn’t miss you or anything like that, so don’t get a big head, sissyfuss”
    You’ve been gone for too long. That guy’s long gone. Which is a shame, the quality of the site’s trolling has taken a sharp downward spike since then =\

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 27, 2008 @ 2:17 am | Reply

  56. Thanks EB, I don’t think Joanne has been back on here to read that but I told her sissy was gone, or he seems to be gone anyway. She said “Like I give a sh!t, and tell the rest of them to go f**k themselves too”. Oh, she did say to make sure you knew that was for the b4b folks and not you, spacebro, Armand and the rest. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen anything from Spacebro lately, think I’ll drop him a line and see how things are going out his way.

    Comment by Arn — April 27, 2008 @ 3:37 pm | Reply

  57. Deleting my comments now, you guys are getting as chickensh!t as RFC.

    Comment by Arn — April 27, 2008 @ 8:44 pm | Reply

  58. Now why do you keep deleting my comments? That’s two in a row with absolutely nothing wrong with them, yet you deleted them anyway. Jerkwads. Oh well, let’s see if I can still get posted as The One, that would be cute, let me post under my alias but not my real name.

    Comment by The One — April 27, 2008 @ 9:43 pm | Reply

  59. I’ll be damned, it worked, you guys are a bunch of morons. Does this mean I can post here but Arn can’t? That would be kinda silly.

    Comment by The One — April 27, 2008 @ 9:46 pm | Reply

  60. We have prayed for that banning to happen for many days.

    I have crawled on the concrete floor imploring the Mercifull Father in Heaven to purge ourselves, and this forum, of his Arse-a-nine comments.

    May today be the day!

    Praise the Lord!

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 28, 2008 @ 12:29 pm | Reply

  61. Sorry Marty, they put them back, and it only took them a little over a day to do it, what fast little urchins they are.

    Comment by Arn — April 28, 2008 @ 3:15 pm | Reply

  62. Arn, I agree with your comments. I love what America was prior to 2000, and despise the fascism that has taken over with King George II. I hope she can once again become a good country and a bastion of freedom.

    EB, I’ve read most of the Bible, and I can assure you that the B4B staff has raped and mangled the Good Book beyond all recognition. Apparently they never went to Landover Baptist to see how the world views their particular brand of “morality.”

    Also, I never said that particular image of Hellary was misogynist. However, every single article this blog has ever written about women is extremely hateful. “Barefoot and pregnant” is the last thing women deserve. Put some balance in your lives.

    Comment by L — April 29, 2008 @ 9:47 am | Reply


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