Comments on: Special B4B Announcement

By: Dio Brando

Dio Brando — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:01:48 +0000

Welcome. I find Concrete Blonde to be one of the most amazing and talented bands out there– Johnette Napolitano found an amazing way to incorporate the spirit of mexican art in a number of her songs, which no one has yet to match(Mexican Moon being a shiny example).

By: Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu

Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:11:05 +0000

“Check out Concrete Blonde’s cover of it. Seriously beautiful.”
Thank you for that recommendation, I always love findign a good cover of a great song.

By: spacebrother

spacebrother — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:38:52 +0000

“On a related note, BJ Tabor, Bob Corker, Marty McPain, and any of the other decent American Christians

You mean “racists”.

Have fun being a midnight cowboy.”

Comment by Dio Brando — March 8, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

Apparently B4B love’s their little Nazi’s.

By: Dio Brando

Dio Brando — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:41:24 +0000

When did I ever say I beat my wife, Dio? That comment is libelous, and I demand an apology.

Well, never mind the “oh, she slipped on ice and injured her leg heavily”, are you not the one who wrote “God’s Plan for Your Wife- Barefoot and Pregnant”? Does it not contain bible quotes that note that a good wife is one who is silent and dumb? I’m not saying you’re Bob Corker or Marty McPain, but keeping a wife silent and stupid is every bit as abusive as striking them across the face with a closed fist. If they enjoy that? Well, more power to them, I guess.

You see, this little wife-beating assumption that I’ve made of you is equal to every single assumption you and the rest of the B4B regulars make of me.

By: Sisyphus

Sisyphus — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:21:52 +0000

When did I ever say I beat my wife, Dio? That comment is libelous, and I demand an apology.

By: Dio Brando

Dio Brando — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:54:40 +0000

Anyone who insults TD Gaines-Crockett by linking to a spoof website is no gentleman at all.

What, a site she works for, and praised on her own to begin with?

Oh, and a gentleman can’t be someone who ritualistically beats his wife, Sisy. I suggest putting your fist down, and learning to accept that a good wife is someone who shares passion, intelligence, and willpower. A good wife is someone who is there not because it’s required by anything, but because she to-the-core wants to be there.

Gosh, what horrible liberal ideas, right?

By: Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett

Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:42:31 +0000

Bless you, Sisyphus. I take comfort in your words just as I do these from the Holy Bible, “The breath of our nostrils, the anointed of the LORD, was taken in their pits, of whom we said, Under his shadow we shall live among the heathen” – Lamentations chapter 4 verse 20.

Verily we will rise up and declare victory for the Lord on election day when a Republican-Christian takes office! Praise!

By: Sisyphus

Sisyphus — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:54:07 +0000

Anyone who insults TD Gaines-Crockett by linking to a spoof website is no gentleman at all. You people should be ashamed of yourselves, and if we ever meet in public, we may have to step outside over this one. I won’t tolerate this level of incivility or ungracious conduct around women of character. It’s completely unacceptable.

By: Dio Brando

Dio Brando — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:02:36 +0000

Check out Concrete Blonde’s cover of it. Seriously beautiful.

By: Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu

Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:22:34 +0000

Ah Dio, thank you for posting that, now I need to track down my Janis CD (Still can’t stand the shiny devils) and give that an listen to.

By: Dio Brando

Dio Brando — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:49:39 +0000

Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?
Im counting on you, lord, please dont let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

By: Elephant Bones

Elephant Bones — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:52:53 +0000

“What’s icy and distant and comes only once every 75 years?

A Republican’s wife.”
rofl

By: dandus

dandus — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:49:07 +0000

“Dio, I am a true and good Christian”

Just as much as I am planet Jupiter. A christian should not be vain, don’t be bloodlusted (probably misspelled the latter), be forgiving, and for Galactus sake he would inform himself before speaking. Snowboarding is just as sinful as baking cakes, and waterboarding is not related at all to it.

By: anonymouslulz408

anonymouslulz408 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:38:11 +0000

What’s icy and distant and comes only once every 75 years?

A Republican’s wife.

By: L

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:18:55 +0000

Marty:

You don’t want God to send you that Hummer. The gas expenses are INSANE. There are several great hybrid SUV’s however, and with the gas money you save you can buy a Bible and actually read it for once.