God is sending us some signs, folks.
Residents in five Southern states tried to salvage what they could Wednesday from homes reduced to piles of debris, a day after the deadliest cluster of tornadoes in nearly a decade tore through the region, snapping trees and crumpling homes. At least 48 people were dead.
Wall Street got the message from the Almighty, anyway. Also, they know for sure that Democrats do to the economy what holy water does to vampires. They reacted accordingly.
Stocks regained some ground Wednesday as many investors, though still uneasy about the economy, decided to buy back into a market battered a day earlier by recession worries.
Better-than-expected profit results from Walt Disney Co. handed Wall Street some good news. Disney posted a 26 percent decline in profit late Tuesday, but the results beat expectations. The company — one of the 30 companies that make up the Dow Jones industrials — reported a 9 percent rise in revenue, thanks in part to the success of brands such as ESPN, “High School Musical” and “Hannah Montana.”
Wall Street and Jesus are telling us, loud and clear, that they will not tolerate government by RINOs, Socialists, and Islamists. Are you listening, America? Take your iPods out of your ears and try to understand: if Huckabee/Brownback doesn’t win, this nation is going to die. Alongside the death of this nation, everything you personally hold dear will perish. Unless you’re a liberal Helioleftist who craves Satanism, of course. But people like that are beyond reason.
AMEN! Amen Sissy-Puss.
Not only will this country die, but every single person in it who has not been washed by the blood of Christ will also die.
It is so true they are beyond reason. They will also be beyond hope as their bodies are wracked with undescribable pain and torment.
They will be covered with boils, and their skin will peal away from their flesh and the wild dogs will chew off their toes.
Maybe it would not be such a bad thing if the Helio-Satinist-Islamo-Liebral-Facists do take over and bring on the end of the world! Maybe this is the time… and we would get to watch them suffer.
Comment by Marty McPain — February 6, 2008 @ 12:07 pm |
“Alongside the death of this nation, everything you personally hold dear will perish.”
Isn’t that what you want? To have this country’s system torn out and a theocracy put in its place?
Comment by Elephant Bones — February 6, 2008 @ 12:09 pm |
And yet so few of us realize this, Marty. Woe unto the unrepentant!
Comment by Sisyphus — February 6, 2008 @ 12:10 pm |
So, Marty…
I take it that you will be joining Sisyphus, Psychout & Mrs. T.D. G-C at their newly formed “nation” (really just a ranch compound chocked full-o-guns somewhere in the hinterland of Wyoming) after the November election, hummm?
Comment by indyandy — February 6, 2008 @ 12:18 pm |
Cool…..Signs
Food for the shrinks
oe maybe some people who have watched too many Mel Gibson movies
Comment by y7699 — February 6, 2008 @ 12:25 pm |
if Huckabee/Brownback doesn’t win, this nation is going to die.
cool….. do us all a favor and commit suicide together after the election
Comment by y7699 — February 6, 2008 @ 12:26 pm |
(why do the people that run this blog somehow remind me of David Koresh and his doom-based cult?????)
Comment by y7699 — February 6, 2008 @ 12:29 pm |
Ah, well, I’ve got dual-citizenship, I’ll just move to England when America divides by zero.
Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — February 6, 2008 @ 12:33 pm |
Wall Street got the message from the Almighty, anyway.
(yeah, sure on national television…..
“ladies and gents, this is your supreme beeing with his amazing new talkshow, with today’s special guest Stiffypus…..applause for the man who did beat the muslims 10 to 1 in a breakdance match…..the man who fights the elements…..the man who is named after an African dung beetle…..the man who wrote all the lyrics for Vanilla Ice…….ta taaah ta taaah)
Comment by y7699 — February 6, 2008 @ 12:47 pm |
Was it the hand of the almighty or was it another sick series of murders from that serial killer Hiltary Clinton? It sounds like to me she went out and celebrated her primary wins at the expense of those poor people
Comment by BJ Tabor — February 6, 2008 @ 1:04 pm |
Meh. If America collapses, you won’t hear me complaining. Personally, I’d take civil war over Brownback’s presidency.
Comment by Adam Nelson — February 6, 2008 @ 1:04 pm |
“Don’t worry, Sisyphus. For posting vile perversion and Bel Air lyrics dozens of times in dozens of threads (spamming), he has been effectively banned. All of his worthless comments will go into moderation from now on.” -Psycheout
Hey guys, what did I miss?
Comment by The Nobody — February 6, 2008 @ 1:11 pm |
“I take it that you will be joining Sisyphus, Psychout & Mrs. T.D. G-C at their newly formed “nation” (really just a ranch compound chocked full-o-guns somewhere in the hinterland of Wyoming) after the November election, hummm?”
We’ll be lodging in Washington, Andy. Count on it.
“Ah, well, I’ve got dual-citizenship, I’ll just move to England when America divides by zero.”
Better learn to speak English first, Trogdor. Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.
“Was it the hand of the almighty or was it another sick series of murders from that serial killer Hiltary Clinton? It sounds like to me she went out and celebrated her primary wins at the expense of those poor people”
God punished the South for voting with Osama. That’s my take on it, although possibly Satan favors Hitlery and punished the South for voting against his chosen minion.
“Meh. If America collapses, you won’t hear me complaining. Personally, I’d take civil war over Brownback’s presidency.”
Why do you hate America, Adam?
Comment by Sisyphus — February 6, 2008 @ 1:44 pm |
“Isn’t that what you want? To have this country’s system torn out and a theocracy put in its place?”
This country was founded as a Christian nation, and a Christian nation it shall remain. Why can’t you read, and figure this out for yourself?
“(why do the people that run this blog somehow remind me of David Koresh and his doom-based cult?????)”
EB and Space Nazi don’t run this blog. Psycheout and I do, along with a few others. Sorry if their spammish, cultishly secularist comments have caused you confusion.
Comment by Sisyphus — February 6, 2008 @ 1:49 pm |
“(why do the people that run this blog somehow remind me of David Koresh and his doom-based cult?????)”
EB and Space Nazi don’t run this blog. Psycheout and I do, along with a few others. Sorry if their spammish, cultishly secularist comments have caused you confusion.
Sorry if your low IQ confuses you, you are indeed a very confused person, Sniffypiss…..maybe you shouls learn how to read English before you start a blog.
I was actually referring to YOU and your brainwashed nazi friends, not Elephant Bones or Spacebrother.
Comment by y7699 — February 6, 2008 @ 1:54 pm |
shouls learn how to
(just to keep Psychesnout busy…..love your dyslectic neighbor!!!)
Comment by y7699 — February 6, 2008 @ 1:56 pm |
Hello,
I’d like to commend you for your philosophical and rhetorical strength. You and your commenters are most evidently passionate to the utmost about your positions. I must admit that I happened upon your blog by accident. I am a Christian who was researching some of my favorite musicians and, as the internet is wont to do, it led me to a link on a blog denouncing Frank Zappa’s ideas and music. The name caught my eye, as I’ve known some people in the professional music community (religious, classical and entertainment performance, that is) that have spoken highly of his classical compositions.
Well, let me explain why I was motivated to comment to your post. I must admit that my blood pressure literally shot up from my bestartlement. I had not read such forcefully worded condemnations of sinful behavior before; I must also admit that some of the comments aggravated my temper to near fearfulness, with its hope for the suffering and death of evil people.
I understand that you, sir, do not have control over the content of your commenters postings and I would never consider censorship a wise option if you want to maintain the credibility of the site. I also understand that I have the absolute option to not read or visit your site. I’m only writing to respectfully suggest that you have take your battle for Good to places where angels would not tread, and this is something to take into serious consideration. I’ve seen too much murder and ugliness and hate in the world to condone its practice in the name of righteousness. Christ commands us to love our enemies.
You likely have already dismissed me as a namby-pamby who’s too focused on just one of Christ’s sermons. Perhaps this is true. But there’s something about those red letters in our Book that has always moved me more.
Peace be with you.
Comment by Michael — February 6, 2008 @ 1:58 pm |
This country was founded as a Christian nation
The founding fathers disagree with you. You fail.
“(why do the people that run this blog somehow remind me of David Koresh and his doom-based cult?????)”
EB and Space Nazi don’t run this blog. Psycheout and I do, along with a few others. Sorry if their spammish, cultishly secularist comments have caused you confusion.
He meant you, Sisy. And actually, the similarities ARE frightening.
Comment by PG — February 6, 2008 @ 2:06 pm |
Thanx PG
Comment by y7699 — February 6, 2008 @ 2:20 pm |
It’s confusing that God sent the tornadoes to states that voted for Huckabee.
Comment by Roy Ubu — February 6, 2008 @ 2:33 pm |
Poor guys are just butthurt that all their hopefuls for president have failed. McCain/Obama, baby!
Comment by Elephant Bones — February 6, 2008 @ 3:24 pm |
“Christ commands us to love our enemies.”
I do love them. That’s why I want them to repent and get saved. But I know they are evil nasty hard-hearted heathens, satanists and false christians and that is why I will look upon their suffering with joy, and I know that God will do the same.
Ezek. 8:18, “Therefore I will deal with them in anger; I will not look on them with pity or spare them. Although they shout in my ears, I will not listen to them.”
Proverbs:
1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
so read up a little more than John 3:16.
Comment by Marty McPain — February 6, 2008 @ 3:38 pm |
jesus is not happy? jesus is dead. he doesn’t care.
sorry to break it to you…
Comment by kat — February 6, 2008 @ 4:40 pm |
Kat,
Jesus only temporally died, over a long weekend. He rouse of from the dead and lives in Heaven with His father and co-third of the Trinity, God. I am glad to break this good news to you.
Comment by BJ Tabor — February 6, 2008 @ 5:01 pm |
Wall Street got the message from the Almighty, anyway. Also, they know for sure that Democrats do to the economy what holy water does to vampires. They reacted accordingly.
Now that crisis was looming for a looooong time. And the best I can say about Bush in that regard is that while he failed at prevention, his attempts at containing and fixing the situation were at least a good shot.
Residents in five Southern states tried to salvage what they could Wednesday from homes reduced to piles of debris, a day after the deadliest cluster of tornadoes in nearly a decade tore through the region, snapping trees and crumpling homes. At least 48 people were dead.
Funny that it again hit some republican states. Even some that voted for Huck.
Wall Street and Jesus are telling us, loud and clear, that they will not tolerate government by RINOs, Socialists, and Islamists.
Latest trends indicate that the street is on the way of getting better.
if Huckabee/Brownback doesn’t win, this nation is going to die.
I doubt it. The USA have survived worse.
Alongside the death of this nation, everything you personally hold dear will perish.
Given that all this freedom and democracy stuff exists here over the pond as well, this statement is also wrong.
Not only will this country die, but every single person in it who has not been washed by the blood of Christ will also die.
Well, I can scarcely imagine any of the candidates beginning a global thermonuclear war, so…. bull[poop]!
Better learn to speak English first, Trogdor. Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.
Missing the old internet meme of dividing by zero. How ignorant and obtuse are you people exactly?
But I know they are evil nasty hard-hearted heathens, satanists and false christians and that is why I will look upon their suffering with joy, and I know that God will do the same.
Yet the bible states his emotions to be sadness and pity… HERESY!!!!
Comment by PG — February 6, 2008 @ 6:13 pm |
Wall Street and Jesus are telling us, loud and clear, that they will not tolerate government by RINOs, Socialists, and Islamists.
Funny, because I thought a solid chunk of our economic woes were from, you know, a religious conservative president. Hey, didn’t we have a surplus with Bill Clinton?
Also, LOL at forgetting that the tornado-struck states also voted for *uckabee.
I do love them. That’s why I want them to repent and get saved.
That’s why Marty ritualistically beats his children in public.
This country was founded as a Christian nation, and a Christian nation it shall remain.
And yet you lack proof. HA!
Why do you hate America, Adam?
Why do YOU hate America, Syphilis? After all, you and the rest of B4B keep talking about genocide and shooting anyone who dares to disagree with your ideals.
“Ah, well, I’ve got dual-citizenship, I’ll just move to England when America divides by zero.”
Better learn to speak English first, Trogdor. Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.
Unfortunately, Trogdor, Syphilis never learned any math. See, God hates math. It doesn’t say that in the Bible, but since when did anyone on the B4B staff actually read the entire book? Evidently, never. The whole parts about peace and love were skipped, as were all the things Jesus rebelled against. They skipped to JEWS AND ROMANS KILLED HIM, AND JUDAS DID IT FOR A FEW COINS.
Note how they always mention Jesus and Cross, but never the Lance of Longinus.
Comment by Dio Brando — February 6, 2008 @ 6:26 pm |
Thankfully, the tornados missed the Knoxville area, which I live in. Perhaps the LORD saved the city because he knew one of His most loyal servants live there. I am certain that BJ Tabor has also stopped earthquakes (possibly with his bare legs), and perhaps all God’s servants get moments to save entire cities because of their presence.
Comment by bobcorker — February 6, 2008 @ 7:14 pm |
I am absolutely offeneded by the picture you included in this thread, psycheout! That is absolute blasphemy! I demand you take that picture down on the grounds that it offends me as a christian. Shame on you!
Comment by A concerned Mother — February 6, 2008 @ 8:18 pm |
All you fucking DEMOCRATS nneed to go fuck yourselves
8 MORE YEARS FUCKERS!!!
Comment by Justin R. — February 6, 2008 @ 8:37 pm |
Thankfully, the tornados missed the Knoxville area, which I live in.
Someone’s aim’s gettin’ rusty.
“[...]BJ Tabor has also stopped earthquakes (possibly with his bare legs)”
I stopped time.
Comment by Jotaro Kujo — February 6, 2008 @ 8:48 pm |
“Perhaps the LORD saved the city because he knew one of His most loyal servants live there.”
Or because he needs you alive as a prime example of how NOT to be a Christian.
“I am certain that BJ Tabor has also stopped earthquakes (possibly with his bare legs)”
“I stopped time.”
I can fly faster than sound.
Comment by Elephant Bones — February 6, 2008 @ 9:23 pm |
“Ah, well, I’ve got dual-citizenship, I’ll just move to England when America divides by zero.”
Better learn to speak English first, Trogdor. Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.
Comment by Sisyphus — February 6, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
Dividing by zero is an analogy for when something is completely destroyed.
Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — February 7, 2008 @ 10:12 am |
“Yet the bible states his emotions to be sadness and pity… HERESY!!!!
Comment by PG — February 6, 2008 @ 6:13 pm ”
Were you dropped on your head as a child? Or do you work for the WWE? Look at the citations..
Comment by Marty McPain — February 7, 2008 @ 10:40 am |
Were you dropped on your head as a child? Or do you work for the WWE? Look at the citations..
And what? Just another proof that the bible is about as consistent as a 5-year-old´s mumblings. There´s at least an equal number of quotes telling the exact opposite.
And I´ll stay by it. If we are to take the bible literally, Satan´s oh-so-terrrfying army wouldn´t even have the equipment necessary to conquer your average 3rd world [poo]hole. Let alone any country with a proper army.
Comment by PG — February 7, 2008 @ 11:45 am |
[“I am certain that BJ Tabor has also stopped earthquakes (possibly with his bare legs)”
“I stopped time.”
I can fly faster than sound.]
I stopped the chicken from crossing the road.
Comment by Arn — February 7, 2008 @ 12:16 pm |
MITTENS HAS BOWED OUT! Jesus has finally moved the man to do the RIGHT THING at last! Maybe next Romney will convert to Christianity, we can only pray.
Comment by BJ Tabor — February 7, 2008 @ 12:55 pm |
“Dividing by zero is an analogy for when something is completely destroyed.”
Breeding with Satan? I think I begin to understand your point. Fornication with a Devil is, in fact, the path to oblivion.
We may convert you yet, friend!
“MITTENS HAS BOWED OUT! Jesus has finally moved the man to do the RIGHT THING at last! Maybe next Romney will convert to Christianity, we can only pray.”
A-MEN!
Comment by Sisyphus — February 7, 2008 @ 12:58 pm |
[“I am certain that BJ Tabor has also stopped earthquakes (possibly with his bare legs)”
I can kill bats with a teaspoon.
Comment by y7699 — February 7, 2008 @ 1:15 pm |
[“I am certain that BJ Tabor has also stopped earthquakes (possibly with his bare legs)”
anyway, fun aside,
We know that BJ can stop earthquakes from happening with his bare legs.
By pressing his legs together the good guy can't fart anymore, hence the lack of earthquakes.
Try eating less onions and garlic, BJ....it's an easier way not to make the aerth move and your legs won't smell as bad
Comment by y7699 — February 7, 2008 @ 1:18 pm |
Wow.. this much closer to a Huckabee/Brownback ticket. I think the DNC is starting to freak out a bit. Now comes the rabid attack ads from left field as they try to protect their lame duck ticket McCain.
Comment by Diablo — February 7, 2008 @ 1:57 pm |
Breeding with Satan? I think I begin to understand your point. Fornication with a Devil is, in fact, the path to oblivion.
No, dividing by zero is a mathematical impossibility(obviously, 0/0 doesn’t count), so if you found a way to do it, you’d create a massive paradox and destroy the universe.
Of course, that’s assuming it wasn’t simply a mistake.
Maybe next Romney will convert to Christianity, we can only pray.
Romney IS a Christian. No one is ever specifically a Christian, because it doesn’t exist– you’re either Protestant(like the pilgrims), Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, Jehovah’s Witness, Calvinist, Lutheran, Orthodox, Anglican, Pentecostal, Quaker, or Gnostic(this being the beliefs of those who split with Christ from Judaism, including Jesus himself when the temples shunned him).
There is no single Christianity, because it’s been split since at least 1054 A.D.
Comment by Dio Brando — February 7, 2008 @ 2:04 pm |
*Mormon, too. The main difference is that they saw another who guided them to the holy land of the New World. Polygamy arose out of the fact that only a few families lived, so they sought to increase their numbers in the most non-proselytizing manner.
If you’re going to exclude them for perceiving another leader/savior, then exclude Calvinism, as well.
Comment by Dio Brando — February 7, 2008 @ 2:08 pm |
“Dividing by zero is an analogy for when something is completely destroyed.”
Breeding with Satan? I think I begin to understand your point. Fornication with a Devil is, in fact, the path to oblivion.
Sisi doesn´t know what the term “divide” means. Wow, that´s so much failure in so few words, it could actually damage the fabric of reality.
Comment by PG — February 7, 2008 @ 2:33 pm |
“EB and Space Nazi don’t run this blog. Psycheout and I do, along with a few others. Sorry if their spammish, cultishly secularist comments have caused you confusion.”
Comment by Sisyphus — February 6, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
If I ran this blog, I would have the sense to run a *trying to hold back from laughter* so-called family friendly websight by filtering such comments as………….
“All you [darn] DEMOCRATS nneed to go [love] yourselves
8 MORE YEARS [punks]!!!”
Comment by Justin R. — February 6, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
You hypocrits alter/delete posts that have words like [poo] and [heck] in them if you disagree with the point of view but let Justin R’s “All you [darn] DEMOCRATS need to go [love] yourselves. 8 MORE YEARS [punks]!!!” comment slide?
Gee, I was threatened by a banning for typing [censored], [censored] or even [censored].
Pathetic
Comment by spacebrother — February 7, 2008 @ 4:44 pm |
(censored)(bleep) but (bleep)
hence (bleeps) for Brownbleep
Comment by y7699 — February 7, 2008 @ 5:16 pm |
Sisi doesn´t know what the term “divide” means. Wow, that´s so much failure in so few words, it could actually damage the fabric of reality.
Reality is subjective.
But really, I’m trying to figure out the link that he made between “devide by zero” and “breeding with Satan”… the logic leap escapes me.
Not that it’s surprising to not follow Sisi’s logic.
Comment by Curiouser and Curiouser — February 7, 2008 @ 5:17 pm |
“All you [darn] DEMOCRATS nneed to go [love] yourselves
8 MORE YEARS [punks]!!!”
Comment by Justin R. — February 6, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
You still have’nt censored comment #29 hypocrit.
Comment by spacebrother — February 7, 2008 @ 5:22 pm |
I guess it’s a matter of selective stupidity.
Comment by spacebrother — February 7, 2008 @ 5:23 pm |
or perhaps because the immaturity level of Sixsixsixsisyphus, Psykkkeout and Ed”ASS”nose to be chumps because their cause is a lost one.
Comment by spacebrother — February 7, 2008 @ 5:26 pm |
I don’t trust McCain as far as I could throw him!
I especially don’t trust Hillary or Obama…two poison snakes in the grass!
–Jeremiah–
Comment by Jeremiah — February 8, 2008 @ 1:48 am |
“……[loving]…… [love] yourselves
8 MORE YEARS [punks]!!!”
Comment by Justin R. — February 6, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
You edited mine but still did’nt touch his. I’m going to keep quoting this guy.
Comment by spacebrother — February 8, 2008 @ 2:17 am |
Candlesniffing [freak]fence, go climb a wall of [pickles].
Comment by The Nobody — February 8, 2008 @ 3:34 pm |
What’s the point of all this Huckabee/Brownback ticket nonsense? They’re practically the same person. If Huckabee can’t win the country on his own merits (which he can’t, apparently), then Brownback is certainly not going to help his cause. It’s way too redundant.
Comment by Brian-sama — February 9, 2008 @ 10:59 am |
Why don’t you drive a wheelbarrow full of [hamburgers] straight up my [chimney]?
Comment by Elephant Bones — February 9, 2008 @ 12:09 pm |
All you [darn] DEMOCRATS nneed to go [love] yourselves
8 MORE YEARS [punks]!!!
Comment by Justin R. — February 6, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
Comment by Dio Brando — February 9, 2008 @ 1:07 pm |
Man, it’s just so amusing how they fail to censor #29.
29. All you [darn] DEMOCRATS nneed to go [love] yourselves
8 MORE YEARS [punks]!!!
Comment by Justin R. — February 6, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
Comment by Dio Brando — February 9, 2008 @ 4:03 pm |
To reiterate: [DARN] THE DEMOCRATS. [DARN] THE LIBERALS.
Comment by Dio Brando — February 9, 2008 @ 4:04 pm |
rit on, justen, FUCK THE DEMOCRATS. FUCK YOU WHO DONT ASEPT JESUS AS YOR SAVEOR
Comment by wpower — February 10, 2008 @ 4:52 am |
[Darn] the democrats?
Comment by Dio Brando — February 11, 2008 @ 12:11 am |
You want to fornicate with them?
Comment by Dio Brando — February 11, 2008 @ 12:12 am |
Marty McPain, it is far from me to usually give this sort of reaction, or even at all, but: [Darn] You.
[Darn] You and the rest of you at B4B for pretending to be loving Christians, yet insist on having a theocracy put in place of democracy. [Darn] You for claiming these deaths are the result fo people voting for who they see fit. Why doesn’t God come down and say who the best candidate would be, rather than waiting for us to make a grave mistake and then smite us?
Here’s why: he didn’t – you are just talking a vile load of bollocks.
You are worse than the Fred Phelps cult, Tom Cruise, David Miscavige. Benedict XVI, Romney, Bush and Osama all put together.
Congratulations on being Inhuman [Loving] Douchebags.
Comment by Felis — February 16, 2008 @ 8:41 am |
@ wpower
My above message goes to you too.
Comment by Felis — February 16, 2008 @ 8:43 am |