This is great news! Tomb Raider, admitted bisexual and S&M fanatic has given up her sinful ways for the love of a good man. She should serve as an example to dykes, lesbians, feminists and bisexual women everywhere: there is a way out. There is a man for you, too.
Openly bisexual Angelina Jolie reveals she’s given up women and S&M now that she’s with Brad Pitt.
‘I’ve never hidden my bisexuality,’ the 32-year-old says. ‘But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.’
Let’s pray that Jolie can keep her lustful desires at bay.
Brad’s first mistake:
‘He lets me talk to whomever I want,’ she tells French magazine Public. ‘He has complete blind faith in me.’
And this doesn’t sound believable, but we shall see.
The openly bisexual Angelina Jolie says she has given up women for her lover Brad Pitt. The 32-Year-old actress openly admits she has bedded women in the past and also admits to experimenting with knives during sex. Jolie had a 10 year relationship with Jenny Shimizu but insist that she has given up women and S&M since meeting Pitt.
It’s time to get married, Angelina, and put those years of sin behind you. It’s time to get serious about life and learn what it is to have a loving man provide for you. It’s time to have some chidren of your own and a life that’s worth living.
Good luck, Angie and Brad. And watch out for Jennifer Aniston. She may want to experiment with knives on you too!
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