This will stop any witches you encounter dead in their tracks:
Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the blood of Jesus!Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of Satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of Satan.
In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
This prayer should protect you against the magicians of Satan. Wiccans will stop in their tracks if they hear this prayer uttered against them. If you say it with enough spirit in your heart and with the imperishable faith that the Lord God Almighty is on your side, you may even cast out their demons with this prayer.
Don’t use it in the same room as La Mona or her familiar La Pato, though. They’ll burst into flames.



Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
“The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by humans is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.” Robert A. Heinlein
Prayer: 100% Failure Rate and still in use today…
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 8, 2007 @ 6:54 am |
I pray for your soul. It’s sad that you will be burning for eternity but it is still time to repent and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior.
Comment by Leah — May 1, 2009 @ 5:08 pm |
Saviour from WHAT?
Comment by Anna — July 6, 2009 @ 6:09 am
Wow!!! People from starwars are christians too!?
Comment by ravenfox — August 27, 2010 @ 7:47 pm
Fellow brothers and sisters of God. We do not need to prove anything to the likes of this demon. If he would like to spend an eternity with Satan by his side then so be it. He will have to stare at him as Tyler gets tormented and tortured. We Christians, on the other hand, are saved. But thank you for trying to reach out. God will break the Jaw of the Wicked. =]
Comment by Dylan — November 8, 2009 @ 6:59 pm |
Have prayed for you bro. I reckon you’re in for some exciting stuff. Take care and have fun.
Comment by David McCartin — December 19, 2011 @ 11:34 pm |
Absolutely agree Tyler!
Comment by Paula Lourenço — July 21, 2012 @ 5:37 am |
Robert Heilein is burning in Hell right now, along with Darwin and Copernicus and Hitler and Gandhi and Frank Zappa. And you, too, Tyler, if you keep this nonsense up.
“The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.”
Jesus is not a zombie; He rose from the dead with His faculties intact. Prayer is not telepathy, it is meditation in the fullness of an omniscient Being, God, who knows everything and Is in all time and all space. Telepathy is a science fiction ploy, and a frail shadow of prayer. I won’t even get into your description of Genesis, it’s too insulting. You’re an idiot, Tyler.
Atheism: The belief that the Universe started out of nothing for no apparent reason, with globs of gas hurtling together to create pond scum, which fornicated our ancestors into being until they fornicated with it some more, and with dinosaurs, monkeys, apes, and assorted other wildlife, creating the mutant mongrel species known as humanity, more fish than ape and more algae than either, a species which nobly contemplates its own pointlessness while wallowing in succubus-imagery, alcoholism, drug addiction, and Hitler-Stalinism.
“The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God.”- God, speaking through the tongue of King David
Comment by Sisyphus — August 8, 2007 @ 7:02 am |
Atheism: The belief that the universe was formed one way or another, that human science does not fully understand yet and that there is no need to worship a god/s that you have no proof of.
Comment by Anna — July 6, 2009 @ 6:11 am |
God loves you
Comment by David McCartin — December 20, 2011 @ 12:08 am
The fool say in his heart there is no God.listen to what you wrote you have no prove God doesn’t exist either common sense …
Comment by stauf — September 12, 2012 @ 5:13 pm
“He rose from the dead with His faculties intact.”
And a taste for brains. Mmmm, brains!! Must. Eat. Brains.
“To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.” Isaac Asimov
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 8, 2007 @ 7:15 am |
Mr. Durden you will suffer damnation for your idiotic beliefs. Sisyphus, your prayer is beatiful. I have printed a copy and it is now on the front of my refrigerator.
Comment by Helen Bock — August 8, 2007 @ 7:30 am |
Comment by Helen Bock: “your idiotic beliefs”
Eh, yeah. See my comment #1.
“it is now on the front of my refrigerator.”
Which was first mentioned in the bible, near the back, page 402. Oh, wait… no it wasn’t. Damn scientists
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 8, 2007 @ 7:38 am |
That’s cute Sisyphus. You still have yet to prove what you claim of me. At this moment in time your arguement is baseless (go figure), false (who would’ve thought that?), and asinine (becoming my favorite word for you.). Now, if you would like to prove any of what you state, considering I’m a Christian, NOT Liberal, have never touched alcohol or drugs, am a virgin, and have many people here to confirm any and all of that, then good luck with that. I won’t hold my breath.
Comment by La Mona — August 8, 2007 @ 7:50 am |
“If you say it with enough spirit in your heart and with the imperishable faith that the Lord God Almighty is on your side…”
The ultimate cheap card-trick. If you pray and nothing happens, then “god” did not want it to happen. If you pray and something does happen, they “god” made it happen, even if the event that occured could’ve happened without any direct interference from an imaginary friend in the sky.
The hard work of one person does more than the prayers of millions!!
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 8, 2007 @ 8:03 am |
“Jesus is not a zombie; He rose from the dead with His faculties intact.”
That does happen in zombie circles. I think it’s called Zombii Sanguine.
Comment by Salmo — August 8, 2007 @ 8:39 am |
Heinlein was the man, and so was Gandhi. Asimov’s quote holds true.
Jesus Christ: Psychic Zombie??
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 8, 2007 @ 8:46 am |
“Jesus Christ: Psychic Zombie” – coming to a screen near you in 2008.
Starring Jim Caviezel as Jesus. In the most anticipated movie sequel of ALL TIME.
They crucified him last time… now it’s time for his revenge. Just when you thought your brain was safe… it’s Jesus Christ: Psychic Zombie. Run, run for your lives…
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 8, 2007 @ 8:59 am |
Unfortunately the many people who will testify for La Mona are her multiple personalities.
Comment by Helen Bock — August 8, 2007 @ 11:26 am |
That sounds like a prayer I would enjoy. Praise the Lord, Psycheout, I believe you are getting the calling to the ministry. God may just make a preacher out fo you yet, dear. The only thing I would personally change to that prayer is to give back to the demons back TEN fold. One can never be too careful when dealing with those sorts. Praise you Jesus, we have rid our own sanctuary of at least one little demon today! Nothing like having a good, clean Christian home.
Helen dear, so good to see you.
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — August 8, 2007 @ 11:35 am |
Hey Crockett, here’s what I have to say with you ignorants banning me over at your blog,
“Yea, those 100,000 aren’t potential votes. Most that come here are sickened by your views. You are sadly mistaken….and ignorant. U.S.E was a disgrace. And by banning me you only show yourself to be inefficient in that you could not and cannot debate logically with me. Because you don’t like what I have to say, because it holds water, you take me away. Gee, that sounds like what the people did to Jesus when they killed him because they didn’t like what he was saying! There was no fault in him, they could bring no evidence against him, and so they tossed him away. I have no fault even by your twisted rules, you have no evidence against me, and you try to toss me away because you don’t like me. Wow, the parallels are amazing.
You Pharisees.”
There, consider that in response to the latest entry over there. (^_^)
Comment by La Mona Returns! — August 8, 2007 @ 11:40 am |
However, I could have gone an entire lifetime without seeing you, TDGC.
Comment by AutoFire — August 8, 2007 @ 11:46 am |
“Now, if you would like to prove any of what you state, considering I’m a Christian, NOT Liberal, have never touched alcohol or drugs, am a virgin, and have many people here to confirm any and all of that, then good luck with that. I won’t hold my breath.”
You admitted it on your own; I haven’t had to prove anything. No taking it back now.
Tyler- if you want to burn in Hell, fine. But don’t drag poor Brandon down with you. He’s young, and still has a chance to redeem himself.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 8, 2007 @ 12:02 pm |
When President Brownback is our Commander-in-Chief, many of the liberals posting on this blog will have reason to regret their insulting words.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 8, 2007 @ 12:15 pm |
It is not surprising La Mona is a pagan. Only a pagan would play something as lewd as a clarinet. How anyone could claim there were a good proper lady and then in the same sentence go on about blowing on the reed of some bulbous instrument. Clarinets are made for one thing and one thing only, to put sinful thoughts into the minds of men watching a woman playing it.
Comment by BJ Tabor — August 8, 2007 @ 12:25 pm |
“Clarinets are made for one thing and one thing only, to put sinful thoughts into the minds of men watching a woman playing it.”
Flutes, too. And oboes.
We need to do away with the sinful instruments, and hear more music from the non-sinful ones.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 8, 2007 @ 12:31 pm |
“Clarinets are made for one thing and one thing only, to put sinful thoughts into the minds of men watching a woman playing it.”
I have to disagree. I think they’re also intended to train the oral regions of future trollops. I wouldn’t allow any daughter of mine to play a woodwind instrument, that’s for sure.
Comment by Promisekeeper — August 8, 2007 @ 12:53 pm |
I can’t believe what I’m reading in this post. Apparently, young girls playing musical instruments instantly causes christians to think perverted sexual thoughts. WTF? None of the Pagans I know would even go there.
Comment by agemini68 — August 3, 2011 @ 3:57 am |
I have to disagree. I think they’re also intended to train the oral regions of future trollops. I wouldn’t allow any daughter of mine to play a woodwind instrument, that’s for sure.
I will not oppose you on this friend. I know as a Promiskeeper your’ love for your’ daughter is truly a deep and remarkable thing. The dedication Promiskeeper fathers show in keeping their daughters away from the clutches of sinful minded boys is truly inspirational.
Comment by BJ Tabor — August 8, 2007 @ 2:32 pm |
When President Brownback is our Commander-in-Chief, many of the liberals posting on this blog will have reason to regret their insulting words.
Amen, Sisyphus! Hopefully their regrets will come flooding down upon them whilst they rot away in jail cells for murdering innocent little babies, plotting with terrorists, and committing acts of treason against our America.
Woe to thee that destroyest, and thou wast not destroyed; and dealest treacherously, and they dealt not treacherously with thee!
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett
Christian, Republican, Biblical and Social Authoritarian
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — August 8, 2007 @ 2:41 pm |
And God still loves them.
Comment by David McCartin — December 20, 2011 @ 12:23 am |
“Tyler- if you want to burn in Hell, fine. But don’t drag poor Brandon down with you. He’s young, and still has a chance to redeem himself.”
Pshh ok. Thanks a lot for the concern. I’ll drag myself down, thank you.
Still young?
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 8, 2007 @ 2:47 pm |
Contrary to what you may believe, Brandon, you are very much cared for. So much time would not be spent working with you to lead you to righteousness if you were not believed in, son.
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — August 8, 2007 @ 2:52 pm |
“The dedication Promiskeeper fathers show in keeping their daughters away from the clutches of sinful minded boys is truly inspirational.”
Thanks very much for the kind words, BJ. From reading your comments here, I’m sure that your daughters, if you have any, are similarly blessed by your religious instruction and stern but loving hand.
Comment by Promisekeeper — August 8, 2007 @ 2:54 pm |
As far as woodwind instruments go, that’s only for you pervs. Also, Sisyphus, I have said nothing that goes against what I am, and that is not what you have labeled me as. Now, if you would like to prove it (you can’t) then I’m sure some people here that use their brain when they post would LOVE to hear it. Because as it stands, I am innocent of your claims. (i.e. your arguements wouldn’t hold up in any court….God included.)
Comment by La Mona — August 8, 2007 @ 3:08 pm |
OH and Bock: Only because it suits your intrests would you see it that way. I in no way have more than one personality. (something else you haven’t/can’t/won’t prove)
Comment by La Mona — August 8, 2007 @ 3:10 pm |
Thanks very much for the kind words, BJ. From reading your comments here, I’m sure that your daughters, if you have any, are similarly blessed by your religious instruction and stern but loving hand.
Sadly I do not have daughters. My wife has been permanently hospitalized several years back after reading Hillary Clinton’s horrible book and we had no children. After seeing the Promise Keepers website and video I do admit I envy those men who have daughters.
A daughter would be a great comfort to me in my separation from my wife.
Comment by BJ Tabor — August 8, 2007 @ 3:40 pm |
As far as woodwind instruments go, that’s only for you pervs.
You’re the hussy who is blowing from her diaphragm with proper embouchure on the reed How dare you call me a pervert.:-(
Comment by BJ Tabor — August 8, 2007 @ 3:45 pm |
BJ, how come everything always comes down to homosexuals or penises with you? Do you work hard to make these outlandish connections? Or do you just have both on the brain 24/7?
Comment by Adam Nelson — August 8, 2007 @ 4:46 pm |
Are you serious about the clarinet?! I have to believe this must be some inside joke I’m not aware of. I suppose blowing out a birthday candle would be bad too?
Comment by Jay — August 8, 2007 @ 5:03 pm |
Just a quick glance at the my posts in this discussion Adam you selecting for penises in my post’s. You protest too much pillow biter.
Comment by BJ Tabor — August 8, 2007 @ 5:05 pm |
Support Ron Paul.
Comment by Spacebrother — August 8, 2007 @ 6:16 pm |
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett and Sisyphus are kooks who are gonna burn in hell. Those two sound more like members of the Taliban than real Americans.
Comment by Spacebrother — August 8, 2007 @ 6:20 pm |
Time to put away the koolade folks.
Comment by Spacebrother — August 8, 2007 @ 6:20 pm |
BJ, I’m terribly sad to hear about your wife. It must be very difficult for you. However I’m glad to know that you are not a Michael Schiavo type. Stay strong. Perhaps you could think about adopting a child to ease your loneliness until the Lord brings your wife back to you.
Comment by Promisekeeper — August 8, 2007 @ 6:54 pm |
Sisyphus-
‘Giant warrior angels’? OH, COME ON!!!! You MUST be joking!!!! Admit it!
I LOVE this site.
-WD
Comment by winstondelgado — August 8, 2007 @ 9:04 pm |
Jay, I’m going to college with my clarinet….they found out I played one, and so they used some sick twisted perverted joke to substitute for “rebuttal” when “debating” with me (they can’t beat me, so they insult me). BJ, I’m impressed you know those words though! Oh, and explain how I’m a “hussy” while still a virgin…oh and have NEVER had a boyfriend. Go for it. (I prolly shouldn’t even bother waiting for a rational response for that one…..)
Comment by Darn again — August 8, 2007 @ 9:46 pm |
Lol, that’s suppose to be under “La Mona.” “Darn again” is a joke for the Baptists.
Heehee. ….who still have yet to bring forward any evidence.
Comment by Darn again — August 8, 2007 @ 9:48 pm |
Comment by Promisekeeper: “I wouldn’t allow any daughter of mine to play a woodwind instrument, that’s for sure.”
One time, in band camp…
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 9, 2007 @ 3:30 am |
LOL, I like how on this website, every problem is caused by Liberals. What a convenience for them!
Comment by Adam Nelson — August 9, 2007 @ 7:14 am |
Adam Nelson,
I am beginning to like you. God help me but it’s true.
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — August 9, 2007 @ 7:15 am |
I’m going to vote that Adam was the sarcastic one in this case….
Comment by La Mona Returns! — August 9, 2007 @ 7:34 am |
“One time, in band camp… ”
If there is some kind of punch line to this, I don’t think I want to hear it.
Mrs. Gaines-Crockett, please stay vigilant. Satan may whisper to you under many guises.
Comment by Promisekeeper — August 9, 2007 @ 7:58 am |
Oh, and explain how I’m a “hussy” while still a virgin…oh and have NEVER had a boyfriend. Go for it. (I prolly shouldn’t even bother waiting for a rational response for that one…..)
Then you are a though harlot La Moana. It is clear as day by your choice of musical instrument as to what you want to be up to. PRAISE Jesus that all the boys around you are strong enough in Him to resist being debauched by you.
Comment by BJ Tabor — August 9, 2007 @ 8:09 am |
“Contrary to what you may believe, Brandon, you are very much cared for. So much time would not be spent working with you to lead you to righteousness if you were not believed in, son.”
Yes, because who better to lead me to a path of righteousness than some random voices on an obscure blog on the internet?
“Adam Nelson,
I am beginning to like you. God help me but it’s true”
Has Gaines-Crockett gone SOFT on us??!
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 8:11 am |
Hey, are saxophones ok? Those are woodwinds too.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 8:12 am |
“Yes, because who better to lead me to a path of righteousness than some random voices on an obscure blog on the internet?”
The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Who are you to question His works?
“Hey, are saxophones ok?”
Certainly not.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 9, 2007 @ 8:15 am |
Dear Promisekeeper,
Adam, while still a young man, has shown over the past few months that he has the ability to discuss, debate, and discern with at least a tiny bit of self-respect. I have to admire him for that. While I disagree with his current opinions, I have come to realize that he is one young person capable of knowing when enough is enough.
I pray that you and your family are doing well in your walk with our Savior. In addition, may He bless your portfolio abundantly in the stock market today.
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — August 9, 2007 @ 8:17 am |
“The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Who are you to question His works?”
Not daring to question does not demonstrate faith, it demonstrates fear and ignorance, and leaves you open to manipulation. I always question these things. So should you.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 8:35 am |
“Not daring to question does not demonstrate faith, it demonstrates fear and ignorance, and leaves you open to manipulation. I always question these things. So should you.”
O ye of little faith. I think you have a good soul, though, Brandon. I will pray that you, too, will see the light and embrace Jesus and Sam Brownback.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 9, 2007 @ 8:48 am |
Comment by Sisyphus: “O ye of little faith.”
I would take this as a compliment.
“Faith and knowledge are related as the scales of a balance; when one goes up, the other goes down.” Schopenhauer
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 9, 2007 @ 9:06 am |
You sure have alot of faith in that statement
Comment by David McCartin — December 20, 2011 @ 12:34 am |
More like “O ye of little BLIND faith.”
I have faith in myself, my friends and family, and people as a whole. This faith has been earned.
I do not have blind, mindless ‘faith’ in such things such as BJ’s whole 2+2=5 deal, or anything like it. I am not willing to surrender to irresponsibility and ignorance.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 9:49 am |
“I am not willing to surrender to irresponsibility and ignorance.”
Unfortunately, they are!! As well as teaching it to their kids. “Save me Jebus, save me!!”
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 9, 2007 @ 9:52 am |
No amount of prayer or persuasion seems to affect La Mona’s obstinate, narcissistic liberalism. That’s why she was banned from Baptists for Brownback and probably should be from all Christian sites.
Comment by Helen Bock — August 9, 2007 @ 10:26 am |
Playing a musical instrument is in no way perverted. Playing a woodwind instrument is not perverted. Note Psalms 150,
“1 Praise the LORD. [a]
Praise God in his sanctuary;
praise him in his mighty heavens.
2 Praise him for his acts of power;
praise him for his surpassing greatness.
3 Praise him with the sounding of the trumpet,
praise him with the harp and lyre,
4 praise him with tambourine and dancing,
praise him with the strings and FLUTE,
5 praise him with the clash of cymbals,
praise him with resounding cymbals.
6 Let everything that has breath praise the LORD.
Praise the LORD.”
Gee, there’s a flute up there! That’s a woodwind instrument….hmmmm. Clarinets are just modified flutes (that’s how they came around.) Oh, and saxophones came even later, and they are very similar to the clarinet. And there’s brass instruments in there as well. While not woodwind…they are wind instruments, and still require the use of the same muscles to play.
Comment by La Mona Returns! — August 9, 2007 @ 10:30 am |
Bock, you have yet to show any persuasive power. I’m still waiting on evidence and rational answers–with proof. My principal came in earlier and laughed at these sites.
Comment by La Mona Returns! — August 9, 2007 @ 10:31 am |
Your principal should have applied his yardstick to your sinful knuckles.
Comment by Helen Bock — August 9, 2007 @ 10:51 am |
Instead he laughed at you people. I am very well behaved Bock. My principal knows this and thinks you’re fools for your vast ignorant assumptions of me, as they are far from anything that looks like truth.
Comment by La Mona Returns! — August 9, 2007 @ 11:13 am |
Bock quit getting your panties in a bundle.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 11:24 am |
do not let these misfits give you a false impression of this fine institution. we have very much to do with jesus here and we support you all.
Comment by Jacob Intense — August 9, 2007 @ 11:42 am |
Whoever that is. is poor excuse of a person using my computer when im not here to support such awful things such as this Par0dy.
Comment by Harry Potter — August 9, 2007 @ 11:57 am |
Ha the system has deleted it anyway
Comment by Harry Potter — August 9, 2007 @ 11:58 am |
“do not let these misfits give you a false impression of this fine institution. we have very much to do with jesus here and we support you all.”
“Whoever that is. is poor excuse of a person using my computer when im not here to support such awful things such as this Par0dy.”
I’m not sure who you are talking to.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 1:22 pm |
“Gee, there’s a flute up there! That’s a woodwind instrument….hmmmm.”
I think they used flutes differently back then. They only let their infidel slaves handle them. That’s fine with God, because none of His believers are touching them.
Many things were permitted in the Old Testament that are no longer permitted- for example, laying with prostitutes, and riding iron-wheeled chariots over the necks of disbelievers (to be honest, that second one is more an American restriction than a divine one, though).
I’ll write a post about it tomorrow, time permitting. For now, I have to go to work. Sorry!
Comment by Sisyphus — August 9, 2007 @ 1:57 pm |
“I think they used flutes differently back then. They only let their infidel slaves handle them. That’s fine with God, because none of His believers are touching them.”
I think you’re just pulling this crap out of your rear.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 2:20 pm |
Brandon, I hardly think any man is going to have his own daughter dance in front of him playing a flute and wearing only olive oil.
Comment by BJ Tabor — August 9, 2007 @ 2:43 pm |
Right Sisyphus, the problem is….you lack PROOF! Gee, what a shocker! Care to add, Sisyphus? If you don’t want Old Test, then take the New. Colossians 3.16
“Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.”
Now, “psalms” include musical instruments by definition–the same ones mentioned in Psalms 150. So, people were still playin’ those flutes in the New Test. …and it was believers that were singing psalms to GOD anyways. Why would an “unbeliever” do so? Brandon’s right, you’re pulling this out of your rear. If you care to bring proof though, I’m sure we’d be impressed…as it would be a first for us all.
Comment by La Mona — August 9, 2007 @ 5:32 pm |
I think Helen Bock is right. La Mona should be banned from all Christian sites until she kneels humbly before the Lord and His righteous messengers.
Comment by Maura Ghee — August 9, 2007 @ 7:27 pm |
We’ve been getting a lot of complaints about La Mona‘s various incarnations as well as her “friend” La Puto. Several Spanish speaking fellows have confirmed that this is a very offensive word.
And it’s quite possible that La Mona (or others in her terrorist group: “The Order of the Monkey”) may even be behind the attempts to hack our website (the most recent of which appears to have been successful).
We may open up for comments a post on whether we should ban this shapeshifting wiccan or not very soon. The B4B Team will be having a high level meeting on this asap.
Comment by Psycheout — August 9, 2007 @ 8:39 pm |
“Now, “psalms” include musical instruments by definition–the same ones mentioned in Psalms 150. So, people were still playin’ those flutes in the New Test. …and it was believers that were singing psalms to GOD anyways. Why would an “unbeliever” do so?”
That’s a big stretch. Next you’ll be using this same argument to prove that God listens to rap music.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 9, 2007 @ 9:45 pm |
Music is just music. It’s the content that determines whether or not it’s favorable.
And Psycheout, that’s baseless, you have no proof, and he never posted under “La Puto” which unless it’s slang means nothing (as in, is not a word) in Spanish.
Comment by La Mona — August 9, 2007 @ 10:28 pm |
Apparently “puto” is the masculine form of “puta.” Look it up in the lying liberal encyclopedia, Wikipedia. See also Spanish profanity.
Comment by Psycheout — August 9, 2007 @ 10:31 pm |
Comment by Maura Ghee: “La Mona should be banned from all Christian sites until she kneels humbly before the Lord and His righteous messengers.”
Lots of kneeling going on… for what purpose Maura? You’re sick and need medication. Keep your vile thoughts to yourself.
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 10, 2007 @ 4:12 am |
“Lots of kneeling going on… for what purpose Maura? You’re sick and need medication. Keep your vile thoughts to yourself.”
Miss Ghee is the kind of American we should all strive to become. Lay off her, Tyler. Leave Ghee for the decent people.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 5:26 am |
“Brandon, I hardly think any man is going to have his own daughter dance in front of him playing a flute and wearing only olive oil.”
Where the heck did that come from
“We may open up for comments a post on whether we should ban this shapeshifting wiccan or not very soon. The B4B Team will be having a high level meeting on this asap.”
You guys are just looking for an excuse to get rid of her.
“Miss Ghee is the kind of American we should all strive to become. Lay off her, Tyler. Leave Ghee for the decent people.”
If by decent person you mean ‘cheerleader for the insane’ then yes.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 10, 2007 @ 8:20 am |
“If by decent person you mean ‘cheerleader for the insane’ then yes.”
You’re not worthy of Ghee, clearly.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 8:32 am |
LOL La Mona, your skills never cease to amaze. Not only do you shut them up at their own game via a Bible verse, but you discredit them so thoroughly that they basically revert to “somebody should hurt you”.
That’s the funny thing about these guys: you always know when you’ve backed them into a corner. When they threaten violence or spew personal attacks and slurs, you know you’ve exhausted their mental faculties beyond the point of response. Though it doesn’t take very long, it is a very good indicator of when they run out of ideas.
Comment by Adam Nelson — August 10, 2007 @ 8:57 am |
The only permanent cure for witchcraft is a decent fire or a strong rope. That will soon teach these Wiccans not to embrace Satan!
Comment by Marcia P. — August 10, 2007 @ 8:57 am |
Adam, try not to mention backing anyone into “a corner” as Sisyphus is not aware of that particular idiom or usage in the English language
“You’re not worthy of Ghee, clearly.”
I am, but I’m not actually sure anyone else here gets that particular joke
Comment by Tyler Durden — August 10, 2007 @ 10:26 am |
“I like your Christ, I don’t like your christians. Your christians are nothing like your Christ.”- Mohandas(Mohatma) Gandhi.
Comment by Curiouser and Curiouser — August 10, 2007 @ 10:38 am |
An excellent and very true quote. Poor saps don’t realize how far they’ve strayed.
Jesus must be rolling in his grave.
Comment by Adam Nelson — August 10, 2007 @ 11:40 am |
Gandhi is in Hell. Jesus is in Heaven, not a grave.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 11:52 am |
Adam Nelson, bitter atheist, must have missed the good news. Christ arose from the grave. He was resurrected! The grave is empty as is our list of sins once we accept him as our Lord and Savior. He died on the cross to save you from your sins, Adam. All you have to do is to let go of your pride and accept His love and forgiveness! You can do it, if you try.
Comment by Psycheout — August 10, 2007 @ 12:14 pm |
Meh, I’m more into self-betterment than into asking a man I’ve never met before, whom people debate his existence, to forgive me for things that he could never know about. Call me old-fashioned, but I think morality is doing good without being threatened with eternal damnation.
Comment by Adam Nelson — August 10, 2007 @ 12:18 pm |
No amount of self betterment can erase the sins of our past, present and future. We either stand before God with the blood of Christ covering our sins, or we pay the price ourselves.
Comment by David McCartin — December 20, 2011 @ 12:42 am |
And Sisyphus, can you prove that Ghandi’s in hell?
Comment by Adam Nelson — August 10, 2007 @ 12:18 pm |
“Meh, I’m more into self-betterment than into asking a man I’ve never met before, whom people debate his existence, to forgive me for things that he could never know about.”
God is omniscient and eternal, moron.
“Call me old-fashioned, but I think morality is doing good without being threatened with eternal damnation.”
Really? So, you think the world’s doing just fine then?
“And Sisyphus, can you prove that Ghandi’s in hell?”
Yes. It’s in the Bible that those rejecting God go there.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 12:30 pm |
Ghandi held to christian values better than any christian I have met to date, myself included. He helped people he did not know. He was non-violent to the extreme. He worked for the betterment of all, not just himself. and he did it for everyone, not because he wanted something for himself.
Comment by Curiouser and Curiouser — August 10, 2007 @ 12:35 pm |
You met Ghandi? C’mon!
Comment by Psycheout — August 10, 2007 @ 12:44 pm |
I never said I met him. I said that he held to the values of christianity better than anyone I have met.
But had I met him, I’d feel honoured by it.
Comment by Curiouser and Curiouser — August 10, 2007 @ 12:48 pm |
“But had I met him, I’d feel honoured by it.”
If you go to Hell, you may just get that chance.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 12:53 pm |
BRUN IN HELL WOTCHES VOTE BROWNABCK!!!
Comment by Jack Fremont — August 10, 2007 @ 1:00 pm |
Zombie Jesus and Zombie Gandhi are probably kickin’ it old-school somewhere right now.
“BRUN IN HELL WOTCHES VOTE BROWNABCK!!!”
Now, see, I totally agree with Jack here. All wotches SHOULD brun in hell, vote brownabck.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 10, 2007 @ 2:38 pm |
And Sisyphus, can you prove that Ghandi’s in hell?
Adam,
Are you trying to suggest Ghandi is in heaven?
Comment by BJ Tabor — August 10, 2007 @ 2:45 pm |
Vote for Ron Paul.
Comment by spacebrother — August 11, 2007 @ 4:11 am |
“LOL La Mona, your skills never cease to amaze. Not only do you shut them up at their own game via a Bible verse, but you discredit them so thoroughly that they basically revert to “somebody should hurt you”.
That’s the funny thing about these guys: you always know when you’ve backed them into a corner. When they threaten violence or spew personal attacks and slurs, you know you’ve exhausted their mental faculties beyond the point of response. Though it doesn’t take very long, it is a very good indicator of when they run out of ideas.”
Yea, isn’t it great? I love it. I wonder why they wish to get rid of me so bad, but you they leave alone. You do just as good a job with the historical facts alone that you pull up.
As far as speaking well for the women that generally post here, let’s have a looksie.
Crockett, advocates mass murder, makes baseless accusations, and proves nothing.
Maura follows Crockett; therefore, she not only does that, but she’s blindly following someone without a thought of her own on the matter.
Bock has yet to prove anything either….
Marcia just wants to kill everyone. That’s the only “solution” I think I have ever seen her come up with.
Yep ladies, great job. (note that the sarcasm is dripping off that statement.)
Comment by La Mona — August 12, 2007 @ 7:57 pm |
Ahem…..
Comment by Lyssie — August 12, 2007 @ 8:15 pm |
Lol, Lyssie, you aren’t on that list because you’re rational in that while you may disagree with a person it is still possible to have a wonderful conversation with you. That I like, and you therefore do not belong in that group as far as I’m concerned. It’s a good thing. I promise. (^_^)
Comment by La Mona — August 12, 2007 @ 8:18 pm |
Yepyep, thanks again, La Monkey, I’m sure they appreciate that! I’m glad to see that you’re coming around to our right way of thinking. There may be hope for you yet.
Comment by Psycheout — August 12, 2007 @ 9:18 pm |
Psycheout, I said that Lyssie was cool. The rest suck eggs as they are close to Nazis in their political views. It’s sick, and makes you people look horrid. You are one twisted soul if you thought that anything I said up there was “coming around to [y]our right way of thinking.”
Comment by La Mona Returns! — August 13, 2007 @ 7:06 am |
Well, I appreciate your kind words. And while you may disagree with the other ladies who post here, sometimes one never knows what life circumstances have led to a person’s viewpoint. I confess to having met people who I thought were just awful, but once I discovered how they had come around to that thinking, and why they had come around to that way of thinking, it was no longer possible to think of them as a two-dimensional villain. Not that I am suggesting that the other ladies here spill their life stories, but it would behoove us all to remember our common humanity, try to tone down the personal insults, and instead of bashing someone, to try to understand why they feel the way they do.
Comment by Lyssie — August 13, 2007 @ 8:01 am |
Your welcome Lyssie. I understand what you are saying, but in the case of those people, I do not believe there to be a way to condone the morally wrong and inhumane and intolerant ideas that they have. That wasn’t a personal insult. It was based on what they have posted here as their “views” on the matter at hand. It was completely relevant, and not baseless…unlike what they have done to me. To illistrate a bit…..
Advocating mass murder of those you don’t like (as Crockett, Marcia, etc, etc have done.) is never right no matter you life experiences. I’m sure Hitler had perfect reasons for what he did (and thus far, those people’s “political” ideologies match that of a Nazi.) Hitler’s choices can be tied to his life experiences where he took a WRONG turn. No one can deny that. Well they can….but it would be sad….
Comment by La Mona Returns! — August 13, 2007 @ 8:27 am |
That’s fair enough. If you feel you cannot condone what they are saying, then I can respect that. It is still sometimes worthwhile to find out the rationale behind someone’s opinion, though, particularly if you hope to persuade them to your way of thinking. That’s why Tyler was so unsuccessful at persuading me that religion is for the weak-minded. He didn’t know why I felt the way I did, and he really could not have cared less.
The comment I made about personal insults was directed more at everybody here, including myself and the other blog posters. We all like to think of ourselves as so open-minded, don’t we? But we’re so quick to dismiss or deride that which does not appeal to us, or that which we don’t fully understand. Sometimes I wonder how thing would have been different if Jesus’ persecutors had actually taken the time to listen to him and to try to understand his point of view.
It really shakes my faith, not in God, but in humanity. If we can’t even respect each other and try to understand each other on a simple blog…..
Comment by Lyssie — August 13, 2007 @ 8:53 am |
Good point. I’m generally a good listener (no one’s perfect, but in general….) and what they say goes against the Bible which they state they go by fully. I have proven them wrong biblically. But enough of them…lol. They’ll be back. As far as Tyler goes, I do believe he was critical very much so of anything “religious.” Personally, I’m just a Christian…I hate the things that have been done in the name of religion, and “religious” people have hurt me. But, that doesn’t make me hate people that claim a religion. It’s just their choice. I’ll explain more later if that comes out wrong.
I love Psychology, and it is interesting to find out why people like Hitler did/do what they do. It really is interesting, but still stands the point of, just because there are factors leading and persuading a person’s choice[s] does not make those choices right. For example, a person can go through a traumatic event, and we can say that people generally react in a backslide kind of way (something abusive), but that doesn’t make the act anymore right. I’m actually going to college for Psychology…and I’m taking AP Psych, if it will ever show up in my course listings on my site, lol.
And yes, it doesn’t say much for some of humanity when on this blog there is so much word twisting…sadly it’s mostly from the home side. Which I say sucks for you because you listen! I know that Psycheout is capable,…I don’t understand why he up and decided to be Sisyphus-like.
I see food….yummmmmmm.
Comment by La Mona Returns! — August 13, 2007 @ 10:55 am |
“Look it up in the lying liberal encyclopedia, Wikipedia.” -PsycheOut
Wikipedia is a public encyclopedia open to everyone. I’m sure plenty of conservatives and republicans right articles on it as well. Cojete, puta.
Comment by neutronnate — August 17, 2007 @ 4:39 pm |
“Cojete, puta.”
There’ll be no Esperanto speaking around here, Stalinist. Nobody outside of the Soviet Union has any reason to use your kooky made-up language.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 17, 2007 @ 7:59 pm |
I’m not a Stalinist. I hate Stalin. I think fascism in any form is wrong. And I support capitalism. Also, that’s Spanish. To my knowledge, people in the Soviet Union didn’t speak Spanish very frequently. I didn’t make up Spanish. Nor is any German, Russian, Spanish, French, or Chinese I may speak made-up (well, I suppose it was at some point…).
Comment by neutronnate — August 19, 2007 @ 6:07 pm |
Oh yeah… why did you use the Rush logo as your avatar for this article?
Comment by neutronnate — August 19, 2007 @ 6:07 pm |
You’re a dim bulb, aren’t you? Rush as in hurry up and pray against witchcraft.
Exo 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Comment by Psycheout — August 19, 2007 @ 6:22 pm |
This is a spell made by my great grandmother that I use often to make Atheists into loving Christians. I use this quite often to the Heathans that make me angry.
I call the power of the mighty Holy Spirit
Make this Heathen no longer a pagan
In the power of Jesus
In the power of God
He shall realize the error of his ways
He is atheist, and no longer believes
The blood of Satan is blinding their eyes
The body of Beelzebub is starving them from truth
Long May they suffer
Let them read the works of Henry Plotter…
[Ed Note: The rest of this pagan prayer has been deleted since neutronnate is banned until further notice.]
[Ed Note: Nate, stop trying to get around your banning. Why not just be smart for once in your life and apologize?]
Comment by Wicca123 — August 20, 2007 @ 12:46 am |
Wicca123, I was with you up until that last line. What was that about?
Comment by Psycheout — August 20, 2007 @ 1:28 am |
I’m not a Stalinist. I hate Stalin. I think fascism in any form is wrong. And I support capitalism. Also, that’s Spanish. To my knowledge, people in the Soviet Union didn’t speak Spanish very frequently. I didn’t make up Spanish. Nor is any German, Russian, Spanish, French, or Chinese I may speak made-up (well, I suppose it was at some point…).”
If it isn’t Aramaic, Ancient Greek, Latin, or English, it’s worthless gobbledygook spoken by loons too dim to learn to talk like Americans.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 20, 2007 @ 1:01 pm |
The rest of this pagan prayer has been deleted since neutronnate is banned until further notice.
It wasn’t me, honestly.
Comment by Wrong again — August 21, 2007 @ 1:00 am |
righty o first the “incantation”
I call the power of the mighty Holy Spirit yes sounds like a spell to
me i meen really replace a few words and we could pass you for merlin. in addition surely the grand ol omniescent power of the lord will not require calling and will be quite happy to help all lost sheep as soon as he finds them {which btw should be an immeasurabbly small amout of time what with him being omnipotant} unless of course the prescence of a christiian is neaded to actually invoke the lord which in turn disqualifies him from being eiter
A.omnipotent
B.omnibenevolent(which he sure as “hell” isnt anyway)
Make this Heathen no longer a pagan
Heathen Dosent = equal pagan in fact most atheists would be equally opposed to paganism as to christianity
In the power of Jesus
In the power of God gramatically incorrect
He shall realize the error of his ways
ah i was wondering when the TM moral absoulutism would appear
He is atheist, and no “longer believes” if he’s an atheist its quite
possible he never belived at all
The blood of Satan is blinding their eyes very hocus pocusy
The body of Beelzebub is starving them from truth
quite the opposite actually religion. creates the principle of the occult and so it seaks to shield its followers from the greatest truths. i assume by truth you mean a belife in god. this faith is just that faith, quite indipendant of the notions of truth. For to have truth you must first have the potentiol for question. as a thing can only be known as true if it is proven. which faith. by definition. is not
Long May they suffer
Let them read the works of Henry Plotter…
Comment by edward elric — August 25, 2007 @ 5:30 pm |
ah as for that last bit i thought your intention was to convert the “heathens” to xianity by doing so will you make them suffer as the penultimate line of your spell states?
Comment by edward elric — August 25, 2007 @ 5:34 pm |
If it isn’t Aramaic, Ancient Greek, Latin, or English, it’s worthless gobbledygook spoken by loons too dim to learn to talk like Americans.
Comment by Sisyphus — August 20, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
Jesus spoke in Aramaic. Jesus also hates you fascist-bigot-koolade boy.
Comment by Spacebrother — October 8, 2007 @ 2:40 pm |
I am praying daily the prayer given by demon buster which is on similar lines to eliminate all evil powers from my life and that of my family.It is helpful in thwarting witchcraft,etc.But,I am not yet successful in setting ourselves fully from the onslaught of these evil powers.
Comment by aloysious — December 10, 2007 @ 1:14 am |
Hi,
I don’t think this is a very good prayer. I can understand your intent to get rid of demons, and congrats on that, but I think the only reason Wiccans would be stopped in their tracks upon hearing this is because they would be hurt and offended. I am a Wiccan, and we aren’t satanists as you believed. We are an earth-based religion who worship a Goddess and a God.
I wish you would do a little more research before you write prayers against other religions.
And we don’t embrace satan and I’m horrified that you would regard us so lowly. Wiccans don’t need to be put in their place. I think you need to open your mind. Let your God guide you to accept us for who we are. we are your brothers and sisters as well. good luck.
thanks, and blessed be,
Amarok Nutara
Comment by wolf child — December 18, 2007 @ 5:33 pm |
You’re a dim bulb, aren’t you? Rush as in hurry up and pray against witchcraft.
Exo 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Comment by Psycheout — August 19, 2007 @ 6:22 pm
Actually, that verse has been changed. The original was: Thou shalt not suffer a POISONER to live.
Also, if I’m not mistaken, the Bible is also wrong when it came to the Virgin Mary. In fact, in the original script, she was a “maiden”, which is pretty much just a young woman, or someone who isn’t married.
Nowhere does it say that she was a virgin, unless you ASSUME that she was one.
Comment by Anubis — January 16, 2008 @ 8:55 pm |
“This will stop any witches you encounter dead in their tracks”
Hope you see them from a very far off distance, because a prayer that long is going to take awhile.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 16, 2008 @ 9:14 pm |
Your kidding right..this is a spoof? I didn’t read all the comments but I’m assuming this is a joke. I can’t believe or maybe it’s just pity for humanity that I don’t want to believe someone can be this ignorant and want to advertise there stupidity. This has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read. Can someone really be so self indulgently pompous? Ooooh the scary wiccans are going to get you. I bet your next on their list right after they finish their fiendish prayers to stop the war and heal the planet. We must stop their evil plans to live in peace and harmony with all living things! Oh No stop them from dancing in circles with flowers in their hair. PLEASE! The person who wrote this is either satirically hilarious or pitifully off their rocker. But you know being a witch myself my eyes did start to bleed a little after reading that and my flesh began to burn this weekend when I spent 6 hours in a Baptist church having a lovely conversation with the Rev. after a wedding. Oh the horror,lol……
Comment by Laughing Out Loud — March 25, 2008 @ 3:19 pm |
Is it a sin to throw Molotovs at witches? I’ve got one chained up to the diving board right now, and I’m not sure what method of execution to use…
Comment by bobcorker — March 25, 2008 @ 5:40 pm |
“Is it a sin to throw Molotovs at witches? I’ve got one chained up to the diving board right now, and I’m not sure what method of execution to use…
Comment by bobcorker — March 25, 2008 @ 5:40 pm ”
Do you ever say ANYTHING that isn’t complete bullshit?
Comment by Arn — March 25, 2008 @ 6:36 pm |
“Is it a sin to throw Molotovs at witches?”
Commie
“I’ve got one chained up to the diving board right now, and I’m not sure what method of execution to use…”
Try delicious cake; witches hate that.
Comment by Elephant Bones — March 25, 2008 @ 9:33 pm |
Corker, just because a woman is black, does not mean she’s a witch. Get her out of that noose immediately.
Comment by Dio Brando — March 25, 2008 @ 10:28 pm |
Hey, they completely removed my last comment here. The edit and delete kings strike again.
Comment by Arn — March 26, 2008 @ 5:06 am |
Some of my best friends are wiccan, their beliefs make a lot more sense than the flat earth, evil penguin beliefs of these dildos.
Comment by Arn — March 26, 2008 @ 5:17 am |
I certainly didn’t expect a good answer from the moonbat loons here, but I would think that they would at least want the shapeshifting Hillary Clinton removed from office. I intend to discuss the topic with true Christians, anyways. The reason it may be a sin is because I’m not sure if the Bible specifies how to kill witches or not. I may have to stone them, stab them with a sword, or burn them at the stake, but if there are more options avaliable, I think it would be a great opportunity to have my children’s private tutor instruct them in the art of critical thinking and creativity.
Comment by bobcorker — March 26, 2008 @ 4:09 pm |
[...]have my children’s private tutor instruct them in the art of critical thinking and creativity.
Ironically, you lack both critical thinking and creativity.
Actually, you lack children, too, since you hate women and beat them. Or did you steal the children for your cult?
Comment by Dio Brando — March 26, 2008 @ 5:11 pm |
Teaching children to kill people who think differently than you has to be illegal. Time to turn buttcork in for terroism.
Comment by Arn — March 26, 2008 @ 6:28 pm |
Make sure he doesn’t lynch you first. Though it’s not hard– his traps is nothing but fried chicken and watermelon. [/un-pc,hahaha]
Comment by Dio Brando — March 26, 2008 @ 6:50 pm |
“Though it’s not hard– his traps is nothing but fried chicken and watermelon.”
I may be white, but I still loves me some chikins.
Comment by Elephant Bones — March 26, 2008 @ 7:00 pm |
I love fried chicken AND watermelon. But I know to avoid a trap. =O
Comment by Dio Brando — March 26, 2008 @ 10:06 pm |
Fried chicken,,, and watermelon,,, where is it? I gots to get me some!
Comment by Arn — March 27, 2008 @ 5:55 am |
Prayer is a powerful tool and trust me Tyler it works.Prayer turns things around.Take a leaf from the likes of Jonathan Edwards,Charles Finney, Rees Howells and Smith Wigglesworth just to mention a few and yes that prophet of old Elijah.Tyler, Jesus loves you but you do not know it yet.
Comment by Kofi Bona — April 7, 2008 @ 10:35 am |
1) Being a pagan I am seriously offended by this; you MUST realize that there are as many different types of pagans as there are Christian denominations! Are you ignorant? MY best friend is Wiccan, and the most accepting, open-minded person I know.
2)Are you a troll? Seriously, the only people who put this kind of thing up are BEGGING for argument and to make people upset!
Comment by RohirrimGO — April 28, 2008 @ 5:38 pm |
No and no.
Comment by Psycheout — April 28, 2008 @ 5:39 pm |
correction on psychenut’s answer, the real answer is: Yes and yes.
Comment by Arn — April 28, 2008 @ 7:14 pm |
Correction on Arn’s lies and hallucinations.
No and no.
And thanks for making B4B your knowledge source of choice.
Comment by Psycheout — April 28, 2008 @ 11:57 pm |
“2)Are you a troll? Seriously, the only people who put this kind of thing up are BEGGING for argument and to make people upset!
Comment by RohirrimGO — April 28, 2008 @ 5:38 pm ”
Seriously, psychenut, does that comment sound like he is choosing you as his source for knowledge? It sounds to me like he is telling you how stupid you are, and he is right.
Comment by Arn — April 29, 2008 @ 6:39 am |
Thank you so much for this prayer. I was googling for something to place on my profile in myspace. Thank you so much.
Comment by Mom — May 19, 2008 @ 4:16 pm |
Witchcraft = Pagan prayers.
I don’t cast spells to stop you from praying, so I would appreciate it if you returned the favor.
Comment by L — May 21, 2008 @ 12:30 pm |
People like “Tyler” who deny the existence of their creator do so in order to avoid any responsabilty for their actions and not be held accountable for their sins. It’s very easy for them to say: “There is no GOD”, and therefore “we can do as we please in this life because there will be no consequences when we die”, we will become carcasses or some think — ‘reincarnation’ like some sort of ‘human recylcing’.
These non-believers will soon bow down and kneel before Jesus upon His second return!
Comment by Yoli Bodden — May 23, 2008 @ 2:45 pm |
This is disgusting. Witches are very friendly people and have no intention in harming other people, it is one of the rules they stand by. This “Powerful Prayer Against Witchcraft” is absurd. And besides witches do not beleve in the Christian God or Devil, you would basicaly just be throwing pritty words at them with this “prayer”.
Comment by Bree — July 2, 2008 @ 4:44 pm |
I would beg to differ about witches not wanting to harm people. One of my friends turned to the Satanic bible (which is unfortunately available on the internet) and threatens to put spells on people whom she is upset with. Now granted she has mental and social problems, the things that the satanic bible teaches are very much in the realm of harming other people and offering sacrifices to Satan. I don’t see how that is socially benign. I’m all in favor of offering people prayers against the satanic prayers. For those who believe none of this, they may turn their head and look the other way, but I have seen Satan twist minds to hate and forgiveness.
I understand too that some may be put off by the church and how they have scandals. Well, keep in mind the church is made of people and people are not perfect. It’s just a way for us all to come together and try to make each other stronger. If this sort of prayer helps anyone at all then it is worth having on this site. When one encounters this sort of person bent on harming others, it is important to fight back with an equally strong prayer and settle your mind as well.
Comment by Annonymous — October 10, 2008 @ 5:57 pm |
… above should have read “hate and unforgiveness” . sorry
Comment by Annonymous — October 10, 2008 @ 5:59 pm |
[...] Halloween really is: a Wiccan attempt to indoctrinate our children by having them dress up in a witch, vampire, furries, and goat costumes. Halloween is a worship of other things outside of our Lord [...]
Pingback by Halloween Causes Extraordinary Stupidity In Liberals « Calvinists 4 Conservatism — October 27, 2008 @ 6:25 pm |
To the messager 144.
Witches do not believe in Satan and none with give any credence to the Satanic Bible (whatever that is) I suggest that you friend is no more Witch than you are – just someone with a history of mental illness that you have reported.
Real Witches, of which I am one, abide by the Wiccan rede which is ‘An it harm no one, do as thou wilt ‘
We would never harm anyone at all and it would go against all we stand for.
Satan is just another christian concept, born of twisted christian, judgemental minds.
Please keep your evil inventions to yourself
Comment by Eileen — November 14, 2008 @ 10:31 am |
Here is a prayer that has worked for me and I wanted to share it with everyone else. Never known to fail if you have faith. Oh, most beautiful flower of Mt. Carmel, fruitful vine, splendor of Heaven. Blessed Mother of the Son of God, Immaculate Virgin, assist me in my necessity, Oh Star of the Sea, help me and show me here you are my Mother. Oh Holy Mary, Mother of God queen of Heaven and Earth, I humbly beseech you from the bottom of my heart to succor me in my necessity (make request). There are none that can withstand your power. Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee (say three times). Holy Mary, I place this prayer in your hands (say three times). Amen. Say this prayer for three consecutive days. Holy Spirit you who make me see everything and show me the way to reach my ideals. You who give me the divine gift to forgive and forget all that is done to me. You who are in all the instincts of my life. I, in this short dialogue, want to thank you for everything and affirm once more that I never want to be separated from you (name whatever your request is). Say this prayer for 3 days. After the third day, the request will be granted, no matter how difficult. Promising to publish the entire dialogue is a condition for granting your request. Thank you.
Comment by Rudy — December 12, 2008 @ 1:46 am |
i would love to join your ministry in preaching through the net could you also pray for me since am in school and i would like to be strong in faith please send me teaching through mail so that i could grow spiritually moreso improve my knowledge of christ.
last and least please and i beg please send me the software for bible(life application bible)
thank you in advance.
SOSPETER MWAI
sopeter.mwai@yahoo.com
Comment by sospeter.mwai@yahoo.com — February 25, 2009 @ 8:25 am |
Funny thing is – Pagans don’t believe in “Satan” per se – or Hell that’s a Christian thing. And the sending it back sevenfold – that’s a pagan thing too. Bloody christians aren’t original enough to come up with their own stuff……..
Comment by MAthew — April 15, 2009 @ 6:03 am |
I particularly like this prayer against witchcraft. i am going to start praying this prayer as my husband is now under a spell by another woman. he is doing unexplained things and can’t stand to look at me. as a result of this we are separated. i know he still loves me as i see that he is troubled. i will let you know of the outcome.
Comment by maya — April 21, 2009 @ 10:19 pm |
Hmmm, “Wiccans will stop in their tracks if they hear this prayer uttered against them.”. Ah, no they won’t I’m afraid!
I’d also suggest a little more homework on what Wicca actually is before making such bold and misinformed statements.
The very best and loving regards to you all,
Amethyst
Comment by Amethyst — July 10, 2009 @ 7:12 pm |
My mother is a witch, that makes me a Warlock to listen to Christian drivel when they fail miserably at understanding the word of the tetragrammton just fuels the fire that burns. Learn what the meaning of occult is, meaning secret or hidden before you boast of you inconsiderate one minded Christ dogma.. Stop preaching rubbish! You’ll be better off.. Learn some history and read some Faust!
Comment by Daniel — July 24, 2009 @ 8:05 am |
Yay I have glanced upon the book of the black earth, the leaves of the damned and lo! even as I beheld the pages of the very end yay did I rejoice at there coming!
Comment by Daniel — July 24, 2009 @ 8:15 am |
I wear a Navajo bracelet of beads that is said to keep evil at bay, but I wear these bad-dreams on my wrist as when I have finished you will all share in the evil of my bad-dream.. There can be no escape!
Comment by Daniel — July 24, 2009 @ 8:22 am |
I am a Wiccan, i practice wiccaning, commonly known as witchcraft, and i didn’t burn with your prayer!
Best effort next time :3
Comment by Manon — September 9, 2009 @ 2:43 am |
And yes we don’t believe in Satan, we do believe in the power of Nature, in Mother Earth, in the goddess of the moon Cerridwen! We believe in cosmic harmony and peace between men…not that Christian rubbish of “we try to personificate evil into a human shaped like goat person…” So before you try to bestow your fury upon us wiccan go learn your lesson, when you have one of the biggest wiccan communities living right in your country.
Comment by Manon — September 9, 2009 @ 2:48 am |
please prayer with me. i am responsible for my life,i am born again but my step mother Margareth Boois Claasen she is a real witch-doctor in the pas i buy her staf but i am born again and she want to kill me.i was in a heavy accident,and my bos put me in jail because he use witchcraft jimmy james kwenani i am out on bail ,with out a work, and have not receive my money and what say i dont work any more so i need same to say amen with me.i am deppres opress and i ask Jesus for the will of the Father and that i must go in His kingdom. please pray with me.thank you God bless amen
Comment by josef johannes claasen — September 17, 2009 @ 12:41 am |
If the bible us all rubbish like Robert stated, then why is EVERYTHING ever written in it has come to reality. All the earthquakes in divers places, all the diseases that are incurable, and he IS pouring out his heart to as many as possible. And the only reason he has not devoured that “ATHEIST” is because he is actually giving him more time to repent from his foolish wickedness and seek Jesus. I can tell you from personal experience that there is a GOD and there are angels, and there are demons, and these prayers do work and are very helpful. It also states in the bible that there will be many that don’t believe I guess he is just one of them.
Well GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU! I love my church and for any of you who wish to watch online while service is taking place may do so at http://www.flamingoroadchurch.com One of the greatest Christians today is Pastor Troy Gramling who GOD is using at this church to bring many to Christ. Watch live on Sundays you won’t be disappointed.
Comment by Mary — November 16, 2009 @ 7:44 am |
tell me something mary. i have killed. does this make me a sinner?
Comment by lone_wolf — November 16, 2009 @ 5:35 pm |
hey i just wanted to point out that sending a curse back to one who did it happens naturally it’s called the ten fold Rule & people in the occult believe in it as well. I’ve seen it happen to people who have cursed. However it is really not a Christlike action to wish ill against anyone. To me this would be classified under revenge & we all know what the bible says on that. I feel I just need to comment on this simply from one ministry to another one whom i was ministering to tonight found this prayer & she used it to cast out a demon which instead it attacked her. Sealing ill will over someone with the uncorruptable blood of Christ in my opinion is just wrong. I’m sorry it just goes against what the bible says & what we as christians are called to be. This is a curse.
May God bless your ministry & all involved in it.
Comment by Steel — December 10, 2009 @ 5:23 am |
It is very interestingly written, to the author thanks.
“We’ve seen a lot of third country nationals where their passports are taken, or where they were delivered to a place to work which was different to what they were promised,” said Erica Razook, legal fellow at Amnesty International USA’s Business and Human Rights Unit.
Rights groups told IRIN that some TCNs effectively work in conditions of “indentured servitude,” in which they sign employment contracts that last for three to five years, “but spend their first year just paying off travel expenses,” Razook said.
Comment by WheenoWhize — January 5, 2010 @ 9:28 am |
i was just wondering wat all this conflict is about.. like seiously god wants us to be peacefull. he wants us 2 spred his word. but at the same time i dont think he wants us to force our veiws on people. i also think that all this arguing is ridiculous.. weather you beleive in god or not the best way to live your life is to love and accept and avoid conflict. religion is man made and as with all man made things it has its falts.. do not focus on the politics! if you are a true christan trust in god. do not fight.. religion has started many wars and many have lost there lives to it. Trust in god and live your life to it fullest. avoid conflict. i also think, that to say 1 is going 2 hell, is judgement not for you 2 make. there is time to repent but arguing isnt going to change ones veiws it can often make things worse. learn some respect all of you who are arguing. despite our different beleifs we are all human so learn some respect for eachother and do not focus on our differences rather on our similarities. you dont hav 2 listen 2 me i am just a 15 year old girl that has much 2 learn but i do strive for peace and love rather than conflict. no matter what your beleifs i begg you to stop the conflict. if you have nothing productive to say shutt up. oh and btw i thought the prayer was awsome i like it.
.. i beleive in freedom 2 beleive what you want. i have many friends of many beleifs and i have learnt to except them. i dont no… i just dont like conflict. anyways peace 2 all and to my fellow christians may god be with you.. oh nd soz 4 the novel lol peace out
Comment by Courtney — January 6, 2010 @ 12:03 am |
A Big Thank you and a prayer request
Hi, my name is Nokuthula Nhlapo, I am about to turn 30 at the end of April 2010 and I have been fighting against witchcraft since February 2000 when myself, my Mother, brothers and sister found out a deep family secret. Both my grandmothers as well as this thing called my birth father were destroying the family 1 by 1, this is comprised of killing family members to increase their strength , killing babies in the womb including my son who would be 10years old this year, destroying relationships with potential husbands/wife’s, destroying future prosperity and success, money ,underwear ,used pads disappearing and hair being cut whilst sleeping and lots others that I can’t think of now cos the rest I have placed at the back of my head.
God is great and he helps those who help themselves hence the 10yr journey in trying to stop the whole thing. I came across a few websites that had prayers against witchcraft and I am pleased to say that I am living proof that these prayers do work as yesterday a revelation was unfolded through my 4 year old nephew. I must admit and have also apologised to him about ignoring and neglecting him because for some reason I didn’t want near me within the last 2 months even though I love him like my own son. I discovered when I was 18 that I had a gift and this gift was to heal people through prayer and for most of my life I would see things that others couldn’t and have visions and dreams of things that wither happened within a few hours or within the same week and as far as I can see this is the reason that these witched want me dead. I have survived death more than 3 times and each time I knew that it was through God’s grace as well as my ancestors, for those who don’t believe in ancestors, they are real as this gift of mine was brought down from generations and whenever I survived an attempt of my death one of my departed family members would unfold how the devil worshippers were planning to destroy me.
Well yesterday being the 25th of February 2010, as I came back from work my 4 year old nephew followed me to my bedroom as usual as he anticipates what I had bought for him. I jokingly said that if he won’t finish his dinner tonight that I will not show him what I had brought him and he just told me that its fine as he already saw what I had. I dismissed this as him talking rubbish; I mean how he could know that if I had just got into the house. When it was dinner time, he refused to eat and said he was full and instead of playing in the lounge he decided to sit with me in the bedroom. He then said something that made me startled me as it was impossible-he repeated what he said earlier but this time around he mentioned that he was with my father when they saw what was in my bag as I sat in the bus on my way home. I then asked him to tell me exactly what he meant and when I called my Mother to witness what I was hearing but he wouldn’t talk when she was there. I went outside for a smoke, he followed and sat right by me and refused to leave my side. He started telling me the whole story and I followed the voice inside me that requested for me to record the conversation on my cell phone. He told me that at night he left with my father in some car and they went to some house where he was able to see me inside my bus through a window, what shocked me was how he described in details the man I sit next to each day and the items that were in my bag because he has never seen this bus before. He confirmed that they forced him to touch the bus on the side where I was seated and when he did, he got injured and bled heavily and though he cried of the pain they still forced him to hang on, he said also that my father told the lady of the house to ensure that the bus will never reach my destination but instead would capsize and through me off in a faraway place. He mentioned that there was also a very big scary creature that was there through this window, he was not afraid of it but my father was and that the lady of the house gave father 3 chocolates and a bandage after my name was mentioned. This is proof that these prayers work as I remember trusting with all my heart, faith and hope that all crystal balls and mirrors being used to monitor my life shall be broken and that no devil worshipper would be able to see anything concerning me and my whereabouts. Soon after this, father was sleeping at the time, he suddenly woke up and somehow new that my nephew had spilled the beans as he was trying to small talk my Mother over stupid things and was trembling. I felt disgusted and raped inside as I couldn’t believe my ears. I haven’t been speaking to him for over a year as I got tired of forgiving and praying for him to change his bad ways because he didn’t change but committed worse acts of witchcraft. There was a time where I was attacked by bed bugs everywhere I sat which included work as well, the funny thing is that it only happened to me and my youngest brother who is a powerful prophet. I couldn’t sleep in my bed as it was infested with these and I would cry every morning when going to work asking God how this could be, I couldn’t stand the pain of having to dust off my clothing and inspecting it a million times before leaving the house as I felt I wouldn’t stand the embarrassment. During this time, I had to sleep in the lounge and early hours of the morning a voice told me to open my eyes and when I did, I found him in his undies watching me sleep as I was half naked. This man is so sick to the point that he believes sleeping with me will bring him riches as we are of the same blood. He has done so many things that I cannot even repeat to others as they broke my Mother who has been emotionally, verbally and physically abused by him. This poor excuse of a man including his sidekicks [both grandmothers] killed my son inside my womb, killed my boyfriend that was willing to make me his wife, tried on numerous occasions to kill me, killed my older brother in 2008 December the 30th, destroyed every relationship that I had with a man and the rest some of u can imagine. I couldn’t handle being at work today because I don’t know how to handle the discovery about the mirror monitoring my life but the same voice tells me that I needed to publish my story and I hope that it will help some of u out there. I had to end relationships with men as their lives were being threatened by unexplainable events that would have lead to their deaths, I did this out of love for them and to ensure that I can live with my conscience as I knew where all the bad luck was coming from. God, u are indeed worthy to be praised as no one and no other force will even have power over you and to my ancestors, thank you for loving me, looking over me and ensuring that I reach the destination that God has set for me. To everyone else reading this email, please pray for me to defeat these enemies and every other enemy within their crew and to regain what was meant for me in this life, pray for God to protect the rest of my family especially my innocent nephew and my ex boyfriend who I recently broke up with due to everything mentioned above, I love my ex boyfriend deeply , it breaks me that we are apart as he is not only a blessing to me but has made me into a better person-please pray that all spells cast against our union to be broken, that we find our way back to each other and keep an unbreakable bond in our love in Jesus name, Amen.
Comment by Thuli[South Africa] — February 26, 2010 @ 5:47 am |
ohh thuli,
its really sad to hear abt ur life&sufferings….our only hope in life is JESUS !!!! WE LIVE for HIM & DIE FOR HIM…..hope to see you one day in eternal bliss with our lord….i will recognise you there
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Remember,each drop of your tears & every pain you go through is seen by our god….he wld save you !!!
Comment by riya — November 28, 2010 @ 10:42 am |
I have just read the prayer against demons and curses and the last piece says don’t say the prayer in the same room with La mona and la pato, what or who are they?
Comment by lkyda — February 26, 2010 @ 9:13 pm |
please pray to dear god/jesus for james as he is overweight and sick in mind and body and suffers from bad asthma and needs prayers to help him breathe perfect – amen please also pray to dear god/jesus that james will find/meet his true femmale soulmate for good and soon – amen – please pray to dear god/jesus that every male/female in this world will be totally protected from satan everyday – until satan is wiped out forever by james/god/jesus – amen – please also pray to dear god/jesus that everything in hell except satan will be brought into heaven for good – amen please pray also to take out the tormenting demon inside me for good and soon – amen
i also ask to please pray to dear god/jesus that whatever happens in my day to day life i will never ever turn away from them.
i ask that i will develop the totall full confidence to always obey whatever dear god/jesus tells me to do or say – amen
i ask that whatever happens i will never ever disobey dear god/jesus – amen
i ask that from now on i, and everybody else will be free from sin everyday – amen
i just hope that dear god/jesus screws satan up to nothing – everyday – amen
Comment by james edward gerard fox — March 21, 2010 @ 9:16 am |
I do pity some people who till date thinks that the word of Jesus Christ was a superstition.
Beware!!! for you will regret your “unbelieve” and your unbelieve will not save you there (hell)
I pray the Lord gives you sight to his path that you may not fall into a pit.
Comment by sam — April 13, 2010 @ 1:07 pm |
This goes to you Athesist, without the truth of knowing what is or isn’t out there is in itself probability that it may exsists, and our desire for doing better in life comes from wanting to thrive for a better self, Its a fact of life, we’re getting better understanding the world and beyond each and every day. But you forget something, you’re an athesist because you do not believe in God and his word, yet you contradict youself for believing against something you say does’t exist so what are you?
Not even science can suddenly tell you what’s beyond our planet amoungst the billions that surround us, but there is a greater something out there for we even scientists are trying to discover it for they have no answers to the reasons why we do what is done.
Matter is matter, but weigh a body just before and after it dies, does the body weigh any less for the answer will prove the exsistance of its soul.
The love of God brings comfort and joy why would anyone want to deny Gods love is beyond me. But, I do believe that to really be at one with God you need to have that special experience.
I once believed life could be lived without God, but that was before God saved my life, when He proved to me that faith gets you places and saves you. No book about science can the soul alive, and just to think all of ones hard work is rewarded after our physical exsistance is just awesome. We are just far too much more than just physical beings, we’re too complex and brilliant.
Zombies are those that walk without the love of God, not the other way round.
Thanks for readying guys x
Comment by Lidia Dip.psych.MOC — May 9, 2010 @ 6:45 pm |
gods love?! he created people so they would praise him and say how great he is… that’s narcissism and selfishness in my book. I mean basically Its “oh hey here have the gift of life yeah great… now spend It caring about me more than anything.” Christianity is one of the biggest war causing religions out there. One of the most hate causing as well. “oh your gay god hates you you’re going to hell.” “Oh your Buddhist god hates you you’re going to hell.” “oh your something other than christian, straight, white middle or upper class god hates you you are going to hell”
my dad got kicked out of a church on Halloween for wearing a devil costume… not for preaching anything Antichrist… he doesn’t believe in that. just for A COSTUME, Christians promote hate whenever possible and its sickening. keep your god i have my own little piece of salvation in my own beliefs.
Comment by ravenfox — August 27, 2010 @ 8:01 pm |
thank be to God for the wisdom and power and authority He ha s give willingly
Comment by samuel asior — September 27, 2010 @ 9:01 am |
In all fairness ravenfox, I’m not surprised your father was kicked out, that was simply disrespectful. He didn’t have to utter a peep because actions speak a lot louder that words. If he walked in because he was about to have a heart attack and left his phone at home, fair enough, but somehow I think it was to cause outrage. Would he have dared dress up as a cop and walk into a gang house that sold drugs?? I don’t think so, because he knows he’d leave with a lot more than harsh words. C’mon, a little common sense goes a long way. No one can fully prove or disprove that God exists, and if someone chooses to follow in a religion to better themselves then they should not be criticised for it (unless they use it to hurt other people emotionally, physically etc). I am a catholic and I don’t preach it to the world, or tell people they’re going to burn in hell. I have a lovely homosexual cousin whom I care about and some of my friends are athiests. We all get along just fine. A religious title does not define you and it won’t automatically send you to heaven, you need to be a good person and stop judging others. I have met a few religious individuals in my lifetime who have caused me much grief, but I don’t assume everyone is the same, just like I don’t assume all men are assholes. On the other hand, I have also met a few athiest individuals who have cornered me and shot me down for being a catholic, but they were serial womanizers who smoked weed every weekend so I hardly took note of what they thought. Some people are just pricks, and its not because they lack religion. Catholicism was my personal choice and it has helped me in various aspects of my life. If people could stop such ridiculous animosity, it would lessen the bullshit load we already have to deal with in this world.
Comment by SophieC — September 30, 2010 @ 11:55 am |
this was read for the lulz
lulz were had.
thank you for the lulz
just a shame that in construction a church organ is a woodwind instrument….. those massive pipes… not for decoration
and the whole christian movement was founded by a roman…. 300 years before Jesus…. i find this funny
you all need to grow up. i normally follow live and let live. but the people who started this… just lol
Comment by sparx162 — October 11, 2010 @ 1:20 am |
WHEN YOU ARE DOWN AND ALONE IN THE TRENCHES WITH BULLETS FLYING AROUND YOU AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE YOU IS G+D’S DIVINE INTERVENTION LETS HOPE G+D FORGIVES YOU. ONE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE AT THAT MOMENT, AND SO YOU CAN REPENT THE HATRED YOU SPREAD OF YOUR CREATOR AND THAT OF THE WORLD AND ALL THAT IS SEEN AND UNSEEN. IT IS ONE OF THE WORST SINS TO COMMIT. HOPE TO SEE YOU IN HEAVEN AND THAT YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY.
Comment by Eileen LIGHT — October 31, 2010 @ 12:21 am |
This prayer was really helpful when i suffered from attacks, i feel its one of the powerful prayers i have seen,
Glory be to jesus. and god bless who gave this prayer in this blog
Comment by sheeba — March 7, 2011 @ 9:37 pm |
How Is BlackMagic / Sihir Done ?
For cases of Black-Magic, the Jinn involuntary(forced by the magician) under the orders of the magician causes harm to the victim by possession him and making him sick or causing him physical harm as per the instructions of his master, the magician.
The Sahir or Magician, does rituals of shirk and ku’fr like – praising, worshipping, seeking refuge, offering scarifies, taking oaths to or in the name of the Chief of Jinns/Shyateen, and tries his best to please him(Chief Jinn). Some magicians please the Chief Jinn’s by nazbillah disrespecting the holy Quran by writing it with dirt and filth[menstrual blood, semen, etc], wearing the Quranic script in their shoes and walking with it into filthy places like toilets,etc, yet others please the Jinn Chief’s by committing Haram acts like incest, homosexuality, mocking and making fun of Islam, prophets, pious people..etc
The Jinn’s chief once pleased and confident about the ku’fr, shirk and loyalty of the magician, sings up a contract/ agreement with the Sahir that in return to the powers and slave Jinns he would be granting him, he(sahir) should spend the rest of his life doing the rituals of ku’fr and shirk and obeying his(Chief Jinn’s) orders. The type and the nature of contracts may vary from Chief Jinns to Jinns and once the contract is signed by the sahir, the Jinn Chief hands over some of his servant jinn’s or Shyateen to serve the evil magician.
The paymaster or relative or friend of the victim approaches the magician and asks him to cast a spell on the victim.
The magician asks the paymaster to provide some personal information or items belonging to the victim like–full name along with his mothers name, his date of birth and place, the victims garments that has some sweat, his body remains like hair or nails, his photograph or dust of his house, etc
The magician than summons his servant jinns [by rituals of Ku'fr and shirk and calling their names] for the present task in hand based on their skills,talent and experience and then casts a spell on the victims and binds some of his Jinns to the spell. More the complicated task, more the experienced and skilled jinns he will choose.
Some times the magicians cast a spell on some food and drink and ask the paymaster to feed it to the targeted victim, or the magician may casts the spell on some dust or amulet or doll, etc and asks the paymaster to bury it in the victims house, so that the Jinns can easily locate the targeted victim or once some spell is casted, the Jinns then using the personal information that was provided by the paymaster track and locate the victim.
Once the Jinn’s locate the victim, they then stalk or follow the victim for some time and wait for the right moment to possess and cause harm to him.
When the victim is in extreme anger or extreme fear or extreme state of pleasure or forgetfulness or if in a sexual unclean state [in Janaba without a wadhu] or state of committing sin, the Jinns enters his body(of the victim) and possess him.
The Jinn’s inside the body, usually settled down in the central control unit of the victim body i.e brain (or sometimes heart causing heart to beat faster or any part of the body), now they have a complete control of the body and can cause him any kind of harm based on the spell and instructions of the magician like creating hatred or love for a specific person or causing him sickness or whispering inside his mind, or causing him to do unusual things, etc
At any time if the slave jinn or Jinns refuse to carry out the orders of the sahir, he(sahir) performs rituals and summons the Chief of Jinn/Shyateen who inturn punishes the slave Jinns and forces them to do the task of the sahir.
Comment by zahid — April 15, 2011 @ 9:56 am |
General Symptoms of Sihir/Black-magic or Demonic Possessions
The symptoms of victims affected by BlackMagic or Possessions may be same, as both involve the influence of Jinn or a group of Jinns in the victims/patients body or homes.
Difficulty to sleep during nights, and the victims may wake up with jerks after small naps or feels entire body is paralyzed in the state of sleep.
Nightmares-seeing strange people or animals in dreams or being chased by some black dogs, cats, snakes, black birds, lizards, rats, owls, monkey, eagles or strange animals/birds..etc in dreams or dreaming of bathroom/toilets or taking bath etc or dreaming of dirt or filth or dreaming of falling from heights or dreaming of seeing ones duplicates(twins) or seeing oneself flying in ones dream or seeing oneself traveling across deserts, mountains, forests in a dream or dreaming of Hindu deities or someone worshipping some strange idols or pictures.
Heaviness and weight on head[means jinn/sihir is in the head and has control or trying to control the brain] or shoulders or back/ribs or any part of the body or severe stomach aches[means jinn/sihir is in digestive tract] ; moving pain from head to neck and shoulders etc or feeling needle pricks on the body or tightness in chest during nights or feeling like being chained up or continuous burping[means jinn is in digestive tract] or continuous and Sudden coughing/hiccups [means jinn is in respiratory tracts]; and constriction in the throat; Feeling suffocated and restless in all circumstances, never at peace; dry skin or drying up of organs or limbs or burns on the internal organs. One may to clearly feel someone brushing an extremely delicate feather on your face or limbs or head.
Doctors are unable to diagnose the disease of the person or multiple disorders suddenly diagnosed for a normal person and no treatment is beneficial and doctors are confused.
Sudden mood swings, sudden feeling of love or hate for a particular person.Sudden change in the character, the person becomes more aggressive and isolates himself from others or may say and speak unusual things or may play or talk to himself..etc
Foul smell or odour[smell is of decomposing flesh] in the breath or while burping or farting or in the body of the victim, that doesn’t go even after bathing continuously or using perfumes; Dark marks on skin and the face becoming darker and darker for no reason.
Irregular cycles and continuous menses with continuous stomach aches in women; infertility in men or women even though medical reports are normal.
Feeling something moving under the skin or stomach, twitching in eyes; veins or parts of the skin beating/dilating continuously or strange swellings on various parts of the body without medical reasons.
Sudden diversion from deen, laziness in offering salat, zikar or Quran. Sudden interest in/of bad habits like excessive smoking, alcoholism, sex.
Comment by zahid — April 15, 2011 @ 9:56 am |
Strong Protection Against Sihir and Jinn:The magicians are known to renew the magic from time to time, therefore to prevent his jinn’s from attacking and causing harm to the victim, the victim should daily do the following without any gaps or breaks to remain immune from black magic or cases of Possessions.
Abstain from all kinds of sins, because sins weaken our amal and our protective shields and delays the Mercy and Blessing of Allah from reaching us.
Recite ‘Bismillah’ on every thing, from hadith we come to know that this word weakens the Jinn to the size of fly and also shields us from them. Therefore make it a practice of reciting ‘Bismillah’ on eating, drinking, undressing, closing door, windows, utensils, before any task, upon entering the house, at the time of leaving the house..etc
Try to be in the state of wadhu /ablution at all times, and specifically during nights before going to bed, because from hadith we come to know that once wadhu is made before going to bed, Allah assigns a guardian angel to guard the person thought the night.
Recite Aytual Kursi and the ‘Dua of Protection’ mention above after every ‘salat’ or ‘namaz’, this is one of the best forms of protection.
Recite the 4th Kalimah 10x in morning and 10x in the evening to remain immune to Jinn and Magic.Hazrat Abu Zar[RA] says whosoever recites: La ilaha illallahu Wah-dahu la shari-ka-lahu lahul-mulku wa lahul-hamdu yuhyi-wa-yumitu bi yadihil khairu wa huwa ala kulli shain qadeer[There is no one worthy of worship except Allah who is one without partner. The kingdom is His and he alone deserves praise. he gives life and death. All kinds of good is in His power and He has power over everything.] 10 times after fajr prayer sitting in the posture of prayer will remain immune from the jinn/devil’s injury for the whole day, 10 merits will be entered into his record, he will be raised 10 degrees in status and 10 of his sins will be obliterated.[Tirmizi]. In another narration of Tirmizi, Hazrat Amara bin Shabib[RA] narrates the same hadith, but about reciting this kalimah after Saltul Majrib.
Recite this dua 3x in morning and 3x in evening. Prophet[SA] said: Whoever recites it three times in the morning will not be afflicted by any calamity before evening, and whoever recites it three times in the evening will not be overtaken by any calamity before morning. [Abu Dawud,Tirmithi,Ibn Majah,Ahmad] Bis-mil-laahil-la-zee laa ya-zhur-ru ma ‘as-mi-hi shay’un fil-’ar-zhi wa laa fis-samaa’i wa Hu-was-Samee ‘ul- ‘Aleem . [In the Name of Allah, Who with His Name nothing can cause harm in the earth nor in the heavens, and He is the All-Hearing, the All-Knowing]
Recite the masnoon dua before entering the restrooms, toilets, wash rooms -” In the name of Allah, O Allah I seek refuge in you from the males and females (of shaitans)”.
At nights before going to bed, recite – Aytual Kursi and the last two verses of surah Baqrah[Surah 2], this provides a very strong protection against all harms for the entire night.
Recite the “dua of protection” mentioned above, abundantly at all times and specifically at times of – fear, anger, forgetfulness, depression, anxiety..etc, because its known that the Jinn’s potentially harm or possess the victims during such mental states.
For cure against Sihir and any Sickness recite “SALAMUN KAWLAM MIR RABIR RAHEEM [Peace! -a word (of salutation) from a Lord Most Merciful!] “ [Surah Yaseen 36:58] abundantly. The victim can also read this when ever he has doubt about any people harming him or doubt about someone giving him sihir through food and drink, so one should at-letast recite this verse 3x before eating or drinking anything suspicious.
Remember not to inform anyone about the treatment and if things get worse after the complete treatment or after the victim has recovered, it means that a new spell or black-magic has been done on him and he should therefore continue the same treatment again and always follow the steps mentioned in “Strong Protection Against Sihir and Jinn” to remain immune to any spells, magic, jinn and evil eye.
Comment by zahid — April 15, 2011 @ 9:57 am |
General AMAL for treating all kinds of Sihir and Jinn’s
Posted by islamicexorcism on September 13, 2010
In The Name Of Allah, The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful. May complete Peace, Blessings and Mercy of Allah be upon the Last Prophet of Islam, Prophet Muhammad (Sallal Laahu Alaihi Wasallam) forever forever. InshaAllah, the amal and instructions described below can be used to cure and treat all kinds and varieties of sihir and jinns.
Items Required: After the below amal is done take a deep breath each time and with full force and power, blow 3x into each of the below items, to transform the blessing of Ruqyah into these items:
Large can filled with drinking water: Water should be sufficient for drinking, washing and spraying (in the house) for about 21 to 40 days.
Big Bottle of Vinegar (kitchen or cedar vinegar), for the purpose massaging the body and adding to bathing water. If a handful of rock or crystalline salt is mixed to the recited vinegar, it will Inshallah, increase its healing affects.
Big Bottle of Olive or BlackSeed oil this is optional and could be used for the purpose of massaging the body.
Any Non alcoholic perfume (attar)preferably of Jannatul Firdose, this is optional and could be used for the purpose of deeply inhaling/smelling, lightly applying it on the body and clothes, few drops could also be added into recited water for spraying in/around the house or washing/bathing and also while massaging the body.
Jar full of whole Black Pepper seeds, this is optional and could be used for the purpose of deeply inhaling/smelling and chewing about 7 seeds daily. Aoid this if the victim is a child or pregnant lady.
Jar full Crystalline or Rock Salt, this is optional and could be used for adding into recited water for spraying the house and can be mixed with black peppers and placed in the corners of the house to expel and hurt the evil jinns.
Raw Ginger, this is again optional, when dealing with strong Jinn, some ginger juice could be added/mixed to the recited olive oil in a ratio of 1:10 and can be used for inhaling or the mixture could be dropped into the nostrils and can be used for massaging the entire body at night. Also the paste of recited ginger can be rubbed on places of body
Instructions of using the recited items: The recited items could be used by the victim even after the amal is complete [after 11x days] till the patient is cured completely, its preferable to use recited water for bathing after the 7th day amal, except bathing all other items could be used after the 1st day amal.
Drinking of recited water: The victim should be given at-least one glass of recited water every morning and evening. The victim should drink the recited water daily till he recovers completely. While drinking the water, the victim should recite ‘BISMILLAAHI Ya Shafi[In the name of Allah, O Giver of Cure]’. For stronger effects, add juice extracted out of ½ lime or equivalent recited vinegar, to one glass of recited water and drink it, but remember lime juice or vinegar may be to strong on the empty stomach, so it’s preferable to drink this mixture after a meal.
Drinking of olive oil: In the Quran, Allah himself says “I swear by the fig and the olive” [95:1] this in itself is sufficient to proof the importance of Olive. Furthermore the following hadith shows the benefits of Olive oil- Hazrath Abu Hurairah[RA] narrates that the Prophet[SA] stated, “Eat the olive oil and apply it (locally), since there is cure for seventy diseases in it, one of them is Leprosy.”[Abu Naim]. The victims should therefore take one sip of recited olive oil twice daily and a massage some of the recited oil over his body.
Bathing/ Washing: For every spiritual bath in the evenings, boil about 7 to 11 crushed Christ’s-thorn/lotus tree/ Zizyphus spina Christi/Indian jujube/Indian Beri [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziziphus_mauritiana] or beetal leaves or neem leaves[with all the extracted Juice along with the crushed leaves] in one glass of water for 10 minutes. Later, take this boiled mixture and add 1 or 2 glass of recited water and squeeze 3 whole lime or equivalent vinegar into this mixture and later add this mixture to some additional tap water[approx 1 liters] sufficient enough for the person to make wadhu/ghusul or rinse his body completely with it from head to toe, into this also add few drops of recited attar/ perfume. Before entering the washroom, the victim should recite the ‘dua of entering washroom’ and then make an dua in the heart ‘’ YA HAYYU YA QAYYUM Please cure and purify me from all evil influences of men and jinn that trouble and harm him. Ameen-3x”. After bathing and soaping normally, at the end, the victim should make wadhu / ghusul and rinse his complete body from head to toe with this recited mixture in a big bowl or vessel or bucket so that the dirty water can be collected and later thrown on some ground or garden or in pots rather than in drain or bathroom. Remember, this mixture should be nicely rubbed on the victims head, forehead, shoulders, neck, chest, back, stomach and other places of pain and heaviness while bathing [avoid rubbing mixture on eyes as lime /vinegar may cause some burning]. This procedure should be repeated for about 7 to 12 days, every evening. Note: If the victim cannot take bath, try a sponge bath i.e drench a clean towel in a mixture of recited water, lime, baierie leaves and normal water, and wipe it all over the body from head to toe.
Spraying: Mix few spoon full of crystalline salt and few drops of recited attar/perfume into some recited water, it could be filled into any spray bottle or glass/cup and this mixture should be sprayed on every wall, corners of the walls, the ceiling of the house, on beds, curtains, furniture, at the entrance and outer boundaries of the house at-least once every day preferably in the evenings, except inside the bathrooms or washroom or toilets. While spraying in the house, spray more specifically in the scary places within the house or places where one gets goosebumps or places where one gets a feeling of fear or places where one has seen strange shadows or creatures. This should be repeated daily till the patient recovers completely.
Massaging: Mix few spoon full of crystalline salt and few drops of recited attar/perfume into the recited vinegar or use the recited oil directly and massage the entire body before going to bed daily. Make sure you massage the recited vinegar/oil all over your body especially over the forehead, neck, arms, chest, shoulders, back, legs and all places of pain and heaviness. This should be repeated daily till the patient recovers completely. For strong cases when Jinn is aggressive few drops of raw ginger juice can be added to the recited oil and dropped into the nostrils of the patient or this mixture can be used for massaging the body. A mixture of recited olive oil, recited vinegar, rock/crystalline salt and few traces of ginger juice will inshaallah be very effective for massaging against the jinns.
Inhaling and chewing: Any time during the day or night the victim should deeply inhale the recited attar/perfume and apply some on his body and clothes, and also any time during the day or night, the victim should deeply inhale about 7 recited black pepper seeds and chew/eat them.
Securing: For case when influence of evil jinns and sihir is too strong apart from playing Azaan and Surah Buqrah, after completing the amal of 11 days, mix recited black pepper seeds and recited crystalline salt in the ratio 10 : 5, and starting from the right corner of the house and facing Qiblah throw a handful of this mixture in each of the four corners of the house and bed room or places where the influence of Jinn is high. When throwing/ placing this mixture, it’s preferable to face qibla and give out azaan or iqamah in every corner and then place the recited mixture. This mixture should be thrown towards the ceiling and finally let it to settle down on the floor and after it settles down it could be moved towards the corner. After a few days this mixture can be collected and thrown in the garden or flower pot or terrace or parks..etc and if necessary can be replaced by new recited mixture, this could be done till things get normal.
Intention and Dua: Make Intention/Dua depending on the situation or symptoms as below while doing the amal..
For Jinns(Demonic Possessions):BISMILLAAHI YA HAYYU YA QAYYUM YA ZAL JALAALI WAL IKRAM YA ARHAMAR RAHEMEEN. O Allah By Your Power and Might, Plz drive out the evil Jinns away from me/Mr XXX, plz drive them out, drive them out, drive them out permanently, And O Allah completely stop them from troubling and harming me, stop them, stop them, stop them completely. O Allah By Your Power and Might, Plz destroy and neutralize all the evil influences of Jinn and Men on me/MR XXX and cure me/Mr XXX completely from all Sickness. O Allah By Your Power and Might, plz protect me/MR XXX with the strongest protection from Jinns and all evil of your creation and set forth a powerful barrier between us that cannot be transgressed. YA MUJEEBU YA MUJEEBU YA MUJEEBU !!
For Sihir(Black Magic): BISMILLAAHI YA HAYYU YA QAYYUM YA ZAL JALAALI WAL IKRAM YA ARHAMAR RAHEMEEN. O Allah By Your Power and Might, Plz destroy and neutralize all the sihir, its items, its barriers, its knots and its affects on me/MR XXX, O Allah, please destroy the sihir, destroy it, destroy it,destroy it completely and render it useless and O Allah, Please Cure me/MR XXX completely from all Sickness, and all evil influences of sihir, jinn and men and restore my/his health to normal and O Allah By Your Power and Might, plz protect me/MR XXX with the strongest protection from all evil of your creation and setforth a powerful barrier between us that cannot be transgressed. YA MUJEEBU YA MUJEEBU YA MUJEEBU !!
For Un-Know Cases (when one is not sure whether the victim is under the influence of magic, demons, evil eye or general sickness): BISMILLAAHI YA HAYYU YA QAYYUM YA ZAL JALAALI WAL IKRAM YA ARHAMAR RAHEMEEN. O Allah, its You alone do we worship and You alone do we call for help. O Allah, O The All knowing, O The All Wise, If I’am/MR XXX is under the influence of sihir/blackmagic, by Your Power and Might, Plz destroy and neutralize all the sihir, its items, its barriers, its knots and its affects on me/MR XXX, O Allah, please destroy the sihir, destroy it, destroy it, destroy it completely and render it useless. O Allah, O The All knowing, O The All Wise, If I’am /MR XXX is under the effect or influence of evil Jinn or group of Jinns, by Your Power and Might, Plz drive out the evil Jinns away from me/Mr XXX, plz drive them out, drive them out, drive them out permanently, And O Allah completely stop them from troubling and harming me/Mr XXX, stop them, stop them, stop them completely. O Allah, O The All knowing, O The All Wise, If I’am/MR XXX is under the influence of evil eye , by Your power and might Plz destroy and neutralize all the affects of the evil eye and all evil influences of Jinn and Men on me/MR XXX and cure me/Mr XXX completely from all pain, suffering and sickness and give me/Mr XXX good health and strength at the earliest. O Allah By Your Power and Might, plz protect me/MR XXX with the strongest protection from all pains and sickness, from evil Jinns and all evil of your creation and set forth a powerful barrier between us that cannot be transgressed. YA MUJEEBU YA MUJEEBU YA MUJEEBU !!
If the victim is to weak to finish the amal, the amal should be done by any pious person, pious relative or friend..etc.For strong effets the amal should be done after salaatul witr(if its not possible to do the amal after midnight or during salaatul Tahajjud) and before the amal, for the amal to be powerful the person reciting the amal should spend day and night reciting-‘Astaghfirullaah,‘Astaghfirullaah, ‘Astaghfirullaah, La Elaaha illal laahu Mohammadur Rasool-ul-laah Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam, abundantly as much as possible or do the amal during the time of Tahajjud [time after midnight and before dawn] after offering 2 units of salaatul taubah and salaatul Tahajjud.
Initially during the treatment, in the first few days the things might get worse due to the evil jinns reacting to the Quranic verses and the amal, however, Inshaallah after a few days of doing the amal and using the recited items, things will get normal soon.
Amal done during the time of Tahajud[after midnight and before time of Fajar] is considerd to be “the Best and Most poweful” as per the following hadith in which Hazrat Anas[RA] reported that Prophet[SAW] said : “Prayer in my mosque is equal to ten thousand prayers elsewhere. And prayer in the Sacred Mosque is equivalent to one hundred thousand prayers elsewhere. And prayer in the battlefield is equivalent to one million prayers elsewhere. And what is more than all of that is two rak`ahs performed by a servant of Allah during the middle of the night.“[Ibn Hibban]
AMAL 1: Using Surah Yaseen and Manzil
1. Auzubillaah hi Mi-nash ShYataan Ir-rajeem BisMillaah Ir-Rah-maan Ir-Ra-heem -3x
2. ‘Astaghfirullaah,‘Astaghfirullaah, ‘Astaghfirullaah, La Elaaha illal laahu Mohammadur Rasool-ul-laah Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -40x
3. Subhaanal-laahi Walhamdu-Lillaahi, wa laa ilaa-ha ill-lal-laahu wallahu Akbar -40x
4. YA ALLLAHU YA HAYYU YA QAYYUM YA ZAL JALAALI WAL IKRAM YA ARHAMAR RAHEMEEN. AMEEN. YA RABBIL ‘A-LAMEEN – 40X
5. Recite the following with intentions of protection against counter attacks from sihir and jinns and for safety from all evil-Surah Fatiha 1x, Ayatul Kursi 3x, Surah Falaq 7x, Surah Naas 7x, blow 3x times over the chest and and then 3x into both hands and sweep the hands all over the body from head to toe. InshaAllah, this will protect the person doing the amal against the counter attacks of the sahir or jinns.
6. Make Intention/Dua depending on the situation as mentioned above.
7. Any Darood -easy one – ALLAH humma Sali’ala Muhammad Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -21x
8. Recite Surah Yaseen -3x [Only the first verse i.e YAASEEEEENN should be recited 21x times, and all other verses should be read normally without any repetitions]
9. Recite Manzil Complete – 3x
10. Any Darood -easy one – ALLAH humma Sali’ala Muhammad Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -21x
11. Make Dua as above – 3x
12. AMEEN. AMEEN. YA RABBIL ‘A-LAMEEN.
13.With full force and power, taking a deep breath each time blow 3x into the above items.
14. Repeat this amal for atleast 11x days continuously without any gaps or breaks.
Comment by zahid — April 15, 2011 @ 10:01 am |
Allah is not so cruel as to make you do all sorts of things before he will hear you. He is kind. All you have to do is ask.
Comment by David McCartin — December 19, 2011 @ 11:05 pm |
Using Ya Shaafi Ya Kaafi Ya Baaqi, La HawLa WaLaa KhuWaTa ElLaaBilLaa Hil AliYilAzeem
1. Auzubillaah hi Mi-nash ShYataan Ir-rajeem BisMillaah Ir-Rah-maan Ir-Ra-heem -3x
2. ‘Astaghfirullaah,‘Astaghfirullaah, ‘Astaghfirullaah, La Elaaha illal laahu Mohammadur Rasool-ul-laah Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -40x
3. Subhaanal-laahi Walhamdu-Lillaahi, wa laa ilaa-ha ill-lal-laahu wallahu Akbar -40x
4. YA ALLLAHU YA HAYYU YA QAYYUM YA ZAL JALAALI WAL IKRAM YA ARHAMAR RAHEMEEN. AMEEN. YA RABBIL ‘A-LAMEEN – 40X
5. Recite the following with intentions of protection against counter attacks from sihir and jinns and for safety from all evil-Surah Fatiha 1x, Ayatul Kursi 3x, Surah Falaq 7x, Surah Naas 7x, blow 3x times over the chest and and then 3x into both hands and sweep the hands all over the body from head to toe. InshaAllah, this will protect the person doing the amal against the counter attacks of the sahir or jinns.
6. Make Intention/Dua depending on the situation as mentioned above.
7. Any Darood -easy one – ALLAH humma Sali’ala Muhammad Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -21x
8. Recite – Allaa-Humma Inni As’aloka Be-Ismeka Ya Shaafi Ya Kaafi Ya Baaqi, La HawLa WaLaa KhuWaTa ElLaaBilLaa Hil ‘Ali Yil Azeem [O' Allah! I beseech Thee in Thy Own name - O The Healer, O The Sufficient, O the Everlasting, There is no Power or Might, except Allah. He is indeed the Most High, the Most Great] -1100x
9. Any Darood -easy one – ALLAH humma Sali’ala Muhammad Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -21x
10. Make Dua as above – 3x
11. AMEEN. AMEEN. YA RABBIL ‘A-LAMEEN.
12. With full force and power, taking a deep breath each time blow 3x into the above items.
13. Repeat this amal for atleast 11x days continuously without any gaps or breaks.
Comment by zahid — April 15, 2011 @ 10:03 am |
1.Turn off your TV and Music and play this MP3 in your house once every day or night, make sure the Quranic MP3 recitations are audible enough to be heard in every room: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzylo5ooftg
2.Once every day and night, close your eyes to obtain full concentration and listen to this Quranic MP3 for 30 Mins: http://www.mediafire.com/?mj4dty2jenl
3.Every day and night, with full concentration and faith in God, please recite this prayer “Oh God, The Most Merciful, The Most Forgiving, there is no God but You, O God/Lord give me good in this world, and good in the hereafter and cure me completely.”[This prayer is a combination of prayers from the Quran]. This could be recited any number of times as per your strength and capacity.
4. Also recite this prayer as much as possible “O God, the Giver of Peace and Blessings, grant me Peace and Blessings though Your Mercy”.
5. After doing the prayers mentioned in 3 and 5 above, blow 3x with full force into a bottle of drinking water, and drink one glass every morning, one glass every evening and rub some water on your back every moring and evening.
May the Most Merciful God Help you with the best Help and solve all your problems.
All the best.
Comment by zahid — April 15, 2011 @ 10:07 am |
Christians are far more hateful than Wiccans. I would know, I left Christianity for Wicca. Reading the comments on here just proves my point. Oh and I know you’re just going to delete my comment. Go ahead, troll. Love your neighbor as you love yourself.
Comment by Ashley — May 21, 2011 @ 5:02 pm |
God loves you.
Comment by David McCartin — December 19, 2011 @ 10:51 pm |
IAM VERY INTERESTING TO JOIN YOU IN MISTRY .PLEASE SEND ME EMAIL through www. julilwanko@yahoo.com.
Comment by julieth lwankomezi — June 14, 2011 @ 1:15 am |
to those who love to do evil,
Comment by Wanda Dekle — September 18, 2011 @ 4:56 am |
sir ur prayers are very powerful, God bless U
Comment by raymond asare — November 15, 2011 @ 6:21 am |
Prayer = focused positive/negative energy
Miracle = outcome of continued focused positive energy
Curse = outcome of continued focused negative energy
Thoughts and intentions are powerful, please choose the good ones.
Comment by OMEGA — November 25, 2011 @ 11:01 pm |
Prayer is powerful indeed. I have seen God answer countless prayers, of mine and others.
Though we are called to bless those who curse us, so I don’t agree with sending curses and demons back to those who sent them (let alone sevenfold), nor do I agree with breaking down their protection. We are to love our enemies.
But still, a powerful prayer. Fervant prayer thwarts satan’s activity like nothing else, and he will not leave a post like this on the net unchallenged.
Keep praying sons and daughters of God! Ask God to send his spirit and his angels to all who read this page, to open their eyes to the truth of the gospel, that they may be born again, led into all truth, and that Christ would be formed in them. And pray for everyone in the body of Christ to be more prayerful.
Comment by David McCartin — December 19, 2011 @ 11:22 pm |
Do you people have a sick sense of humor? Or in desperate need of medication? Please tell me that no one can be that sick in the head! I still had some hope for humanity. Pagans, Wiccans, Shamans, Druids and so on, are some of the most tolerant, respectful and aware people. Let’s not even talk about people like M. Gandhi… It would never cross their mind to put spells on other people to change their believes… I am not contesting the wonderful messages of love that Jesus promoted. Not that I see it in his followers, but hey… He was a wonderful human and we could do with more like him. All that people like you achieve is to create even more disgust for christians. Jesus was one of the most admirable witches in history.
As for yo guys, maybe you could pray for some understanding of the bible… Could help you.
I have read your idiotic prayer. After I puked, I laughed with tears… Either way, I am still around (did not blow up) even though I am both a Pagan and a Witch. Btw, I don’t burn or anything similar when I step into a church. Grow up, people! For the sake of our children and our children’s children, grow up! Let’s make the world a better place for all, not to preach hate!
Comment by Alex — December 25, 2011 @ 9:55 pm |
Well I am a Wiccan and your prayer certainly stopped me dead in my tracks – I just collapsed in a heap …. in laughter!!!
I would like to add something sensible and intellectual – but I just can’t stop laughing!!
Comment by Josie — December 27, 2011 @ 5:17 am |
Oh dear, Jesus Christ is the personification of love and love is God personified. Prayers, recited or prayed from the heart are directed to the spirit realms. The pagans and wecans who did not fall and burn obviously have not dematerialized in some demonic form with intent to harm. The prayer of the faithful has power, The witches, and sorcerers are using the power of their grandmaster satan to wreck havoc. but Jesus is the wall to stop them in their tracks. Please, prayer is not play acting. Faith that moves mountains. I was once a doubting Thomas, and although have not seen much, but the Lord deemed it fit to touch my heart even to write this piece. To refer to our Lord Jesus Christ as dead Jewish Zombie, is no more sinful than stealing that little boy;s candy. Both out of ignorance of what the act represents. For sins of this type, shape and form Jesus Christ died for us. For those up in arms calling hail and brimstone on Tyler and his cohorts, remember, the Apostle Peter did it first. He removed the ear of the Roman soldier, but our Lord Jesus Christ reprimanded him and asked him to do the right thing – stick it back. The war is with principalities, not ignorant, must see to believe sorts. Have you not been like that before? I pray for all those who the light have not yet brightened in their inner chambers. Seek ye the Lord Jesus and thy burden will be lightened. Once we accept our Lord Jesus Christ as our Savior, our sins pale into insignificance. By the way did Mahatma Ghandhi not accept that of all beautiful teachings ever presented for mankind;s benefit, the best is the words of the Lord Jesus “Do unto others what you wish them to do to you?” Who judges all mankind – he is just and kind.. Praise the Lord of host. He touches all hearts of truth seekers. Nii Odoi
Comment by Nii Odoi — January 8, 2012 @ 6:29 am |
Wreak Havoc? I make a few cups of tea and wear a star. Seriously, grow up! I love everyone and everything, including you, who have just called be an abomination of the devil. Who sais your god or my gods are real? We have to make desisions for ourselves, but that doesnt mean we have to discriminate. GAYS, WITCHES, AND RAPE VISTIMS ARE PEOPLE TOO! WE CARE! WE ARE NOT EVIL! Read a book once in a while, willyou?
Comment by Genevieve Criswell — October 23, 2012 @ 11:16 pm |
After readin the prayers it has renew my faith in Jesus Christ. Praises to the almighty for useing people as yourself as vessels to spread the word.
Comment by Sybil — March 23, 2012 @ 4:13 am |
Thanks for sharing this prayer. im testifying the powerful of this prayer.
Comment by silvestre — May 26, 2012 @ 10:20 am |
I feel couraged i was so scared after my pastor finding evil things in my boyfriend’s house this morning
Comment by mbabazi juliet — July 16, 2012 @ 3:48 am |
Please pray for me and my 5 children ……..we hv been tormented for over eleven years by a witch and her son…….who is my 8year olds dad……we hv lost everything behind these people and found out he was gay while we were together…………..we hv been suffering a long time and me and my children are scattered living house to house..my 21 yr old stays in trouble…..pls ask God to break this off us…………God be with you
Comment by Elizabeth kelly Tchassama — July 23, 2012 @ 6:59 pm |
Ivi been under attack for 19 yesrs im infested with spirits in my head neck and back i can feel them move around when i say certain prayers also have hundredd of sounds not voices my thinking is ok when i dont focus on it Jesus made that possible that im ok even though this has happened to me that prayer seems to be helping me thankyou
Comment by al dianetti — August 10, 2012 @ 6:25 pm |
I love an believe in prayer
Comment by valerie — August 28, 2012 @ 12:39 am |
GodThank iam gning to pray and cry and read this thanls to god for you god bless
Comment by linda — September 12, 2012 @ 3:37 pm |
Deos this prayer actually work because my moms x boyfriend is using witchcraft on her. And im only 15 years old and and she only has me on the weekends and I cant help her during the school days. Im In despret need of help please. I need to know if this is real.
Comment by Tristin — October 12, 2012 @ 4:57 pm |
Do you understand what you just wrote? Any of you? I AM A WITCH. I AM NOT POSSESSED BY SATAN. Quit being hardheaded, judgemental, and yes, I’m saying it, evil little people with severe pride issues, “knowledege” that claims your religion is the only one that’s correct, and the inability to pick up a book and actually find out what a witch really is!!!!! We ARE NOT evil. We make herbal remedies to HELP PEOPLE FEEL BETTER, we MAKE A FEW CUPS OF TEA, and we pray to, that’ right! More than one God! Why the hell do you care?! Do we actively and collectively hurt people?! Ther ARE NO BAD S:PELLS! We CAN NOT read your minds or control your bodies. We CANNOT hurt you any more than you hurt us. You’ve been burning us on stake for CENTURIES, but what have we ever done to you?! Do you honestly think we cause drout or plauge? Do we kill people?! NO! But for YEARS you’ve hurt and killed and tourtured us with your damn pride and thick skulls! THE MAIN WITCH< WICCA< WICKIN PRAYER is BEGGING for ALL of YOU who have HURT US AND KILLED US AND SET US ON FIRE AND STILL think we are completely EVIL to lead SAFE and HAPPY LIVES!!!!! And you look down on us like we are so crazy, so damned EVIL becuse we don't beleive i your religion, that we must be possed! Get off your high horse, read a book, LISTEN, for GOODNESS SAKES, and realize that WECAN DO YU NO HARM! WE ARE NOT EVIL! WEDON"T EVEN PRAY FOR YOU TO CONVERT! I say evry night before I go to bed "So when I go to sleep at night I pray to the wind that you are safe and well with the hope that it will carry it's way to you and you will know someone loves your glass heart for eternity." My name is Genevieve Mackenzie Criswell. I am 13 year old. I go to school, I have freinds, I get good grades, I make my family proud, and I live in peace that no one is going to burn me to a lump of coal for not praying to one god aand making a few cups of tea. So yes, I know the medical properties of a marshmellow and boil whie willow bark when I get a headache and YES I WEAR A PENTACLE. I support gays, who you must think are evil too, you hypocritical short sighted religious freaks, and I try to stop bullying and pain which the likes of YOU have reated, but I am not evil. Does God want you to cause people pain? Does he want you to harm and hurt and bully? I cried when I saw this, I spent three hours on a sight entitled "YOUR GOING TO HELL" with a box of tissues. But I'm standing by my religion. I do not deny yours. Your god may exist, and for all we know, so might the flying spaghetti monster. Or there could be nothing. Life a quick spark before we are left in the blackness, something moving in the dark, but I STAND BY MY BELEIF. I am not saying to covert, or that you all, you wonderfull people, yu human beings, the same race as me, are wrong, but to look at us differently, to change your veiwpoint, and to accept us. As always, I love all of you, without even knowing you. I hope you know this and forever hold this to be true. I wish you all luck, and goodhealth, and good faith. Live well and prosper, and unless you really lik the FSM, dont wear a strainer on your head in a passport photo. Love, Genevieve.
Comment by Genevieve Criswell — October 23, 2012 @ 11:09 pm |
Witch/ Wicca= A person who beleives in the beauty, harmony, and healing powers of nature.
Satanist= A peson who beleives in God and Satan and perfers to wreak havoc through the second.
Pastafarian= A person who beleives in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Figure out wich one you ACTUALLY need to pray against.
Good luck.
Comment by Genevieve Criswell — October 25, 2012 @ 8:47 pm |
I thank God for sending such powerful prayers out online, for free. I’m in south africa, gauteng province, pretoria the sa capital in atteridgeville. Zip code, 0008
witchcraft is rife here, our own god given parents are bewitching us, their own siblings.
So please pray for us, for protection from family… Such losers! Pretenders, backstabers, slanders. Fortunately the holy spirit exposes such fools, who think they can put fire in their bosom without catching alight.
May the name of the lord be praised in all corners of the ever expanding universe, for ever. Amen!
Comment by Augustine Kganakga — November 1, 2012 @ 9:41 pm |
Thanks for sharing this prayer.very powerful.
Comment by Ogochukwu — November 6, 2012 @ 5:49 pm |
The prayer of fighting witchcraft is very powerful
Comment by Edmore juri — November 25, 2012 @ 11:39 am |
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obviously, you are not a cristian or religious at all cause you promote hatred. it says in the bible “Judge None” clealy you do not follow this.
Comment by kelly fitzpatrick — March 5, 2013 @ 3:08 pm |
i ned to be free from witch power
Comment by christian — March 13, 2013 @ 4:29 pm |
The word of GOD is the love of GOD to mankind (why?)he gave us jesus on the cross to save us from our old nature.that is( sin in our nature) the new law is in his blood.who ever belived in him we be save.
Comment by James robert — March 19, 2013 @ 11:07 am |
I have to say I’m a Christian was looking into witch craft i meet people that were witchs they seemed nice enough till they got real nasty and started to attack me so I would do witch craft to protect myself with the help of others witchs and sharmans till I started seeing it was making things worse because these bad witchs were controling these other witchs and sharmans that think they are good but what I found out that you may think you are good but you are going against god doing witch craft and other new age things so that satan and his demons and the people that follow him can control you I have seen this myself it is still going on now I say prays to god a few times a day for him to protect me from these people but the even use friends of mine because my friends are new ages people I have known fo over 20 years if you have sin in your life witch craft in gods eyes is a sin I go to church every week and pray everyday to god to keep me and my family safe From these witchs because they even use my family against me because my family aren’t godly people either so to you good witchs and want abe witchs witch craft is satanist and doing it means you belong to him
Comment by Leonie — April 7, 2013 @ 2:30 am |
i have been fighting the traveling curse that killed my mother and sister then tryed to get me my brother and my daughter and grandchild , and all my mothers children and grandchildrens. Not to mention my little sister found some books in a trash can as a teen and started practicing against her own family with my ex boyfriend’s mother from africa like as if my step mom, who marry my mother husband needed some help.
Comment by Sandra Bland — April 7, 2013 @ 2:37 am |
THUS SAID THE LORD TO READ EXODUS 9:11. PROPHET DR. ROBERT MURRAY. BE BLESS.
Comment by Robert Murray — May 8, 2013 @ 1:02 pm |
I believe in this prayer and God has silled it by his power through his son and his pecious spirit.
Comment by Paul — May 9, 2013 @ 6:25 pm |
Return all curses and evil to the sender 100 fold and bind it to them with the blood of christ that will stop them quick smart I know this because they have tried to send me bad things and I returned it to them and their attacks stopped
Comment by Leonie — May 10, 2013 @ 4:58 am |